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"Sheesh. Forget a woman's birthday four or five times and you hear about it forever."
Roger Fox, FoxTrot
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Ever since you called me a 'freaky fish guy', I haven't been able to escape it! All over the world people see me and shout, "Hey, it's that freaky fish guy! Wanna throw a harpoon at us, Freaky Fish Guy?". And all because I ONCE threw a harpoon at somebody. Does that mean that I DESERVE being labelled a 'Freaky Fish Guy'!?...It's not like I make a habit out of it.
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"If a man builds a thousand bridges and sucks one dick, they don't call him a bridge-builder -- they call him a cocksucker."
Vince Boudreau, Play it to the Bone
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Danny: And I always confuse Monet and Manet. Now which one married his mistress?

Tess: Monet.

Danny: Right, and then Manet had syphilis.

Tess: They also painted occasionally.
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Okay okay, geez, look, I kill a guy one time and now I'm never gonna live it down for the rest of my life, am I?
Doctor Insano, The Spoony Experiment
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I'd been a Serial Killer for four years, but they'd never given me a nickname. Then...you bite one guy on the arse, and suddenly you're The Buttmuncher.
Frankie Boyle doing "Unlikely Lines in a Thriller Movie", Mock the Week
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"Last time I was here, I said I was a (referring to his penis) "Magnum". Now people are always screaming 'Magnum' at me...I really shouldn't have said it."
Gackt, a Japanese musician, retells a story he will never live down.
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"Why do you always faint around Naruto?"
Kiba to Hinata, Naruto
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If Al Gore invented The Internet, I invented spell check.
Dan Quayle, inventing Gore's invention of the internet
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"You are remembered for the rules you break."
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The reader also knows that everyone poos. But if the first thing a character does is poo in front of the reader, the reader will think of him as the Pooing Character forevermore.
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