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Episode One: "PILOT NO JUTSU~!"

  • The sum-up of Sakura's Hate Dumb in the first episode: "STOP EXISTING!"
  • Mizuki dares Naruto to steal the scroll of sealing.

 Naruto: What's in it for me?

Mizuki: Pack'a smokes?

Naruto: BITCHIN!

    • Naruto (holding the ancient scroll): HOW THE HELL DO I SMOKE THIS?

 Iruka: Aw, did you have to wake me up for this? I was having that awesome ninja dream where I'm a ninja.

Mizuki: Dude, you are a ninja.

Iruka: I am?! Holy shit, that's awesome!!

  • Yami: "Why is everybody in this show a f*cking ninja?!"

Episode Two: "SKIPPING NO JUTSU~!"

  • Naruto: "Why does everything I punch try to STALK ME!?"
  • Naruto's Ninja Job Interview

 Hogake: Greetings Naruto, I am the third Hokage.

Naruto: I love Hokages!

Hogake: Your ninja passport photo sucks...

Naruto: F*cking Hokages!

    • Also,

 Hokage: Nice job Naruto, you gave my grandson brain damage. Now I'm definitely making you a ninja.

Naruto: Really?

Hokage: ...No.

Naruto: F*cking Hokages!

 Konohamaru: I don't get it, Naruto... How does teaching me to be a sexual deviant help me to become a ninja?

Naruto: Become a what now?

  • "Just f*cking believe it!"
  • Naruto (after Konohamaru transformed into an Gonkish woman) "Great, now I won't have another boner for the rest of my life. But that's mostly due to my CONSTANT SMOKING."

Episode Three: "FANSERVICE NO JUTSU~!"

 Naruto and Sakura: THREESOME NO JUTSU!

  • Having Yami pop up saying "This is a show about ninjas! Apparently."
  • The flubbed line from episode three being left in was good. "Oh my god Sasuke is so pucki- gah blah... oh my god Sasuke is so fucking pretty!" The camera actually rewinding after Naruto screws up his line makes it even more funny somehow.
  • Naruto: Why do all the girls like Sasuke so much? Maybe it's his gorgeous eyes? Or his full, pouting lips? Or his sexy, emotionless voice? Come to think of it, why do I like Sasuke so much?
    • BI-CURIOUS NO JUTSU!
  • Kakashi's Starman parody.
  • Oh crap I need to take a crap! Be right back Sakura I need to poop in the toilet because I need to take a dump!

Episode Four: "BOWIE NO JUTSU~!"

  • When Sasuke hits Bowie-Sensei mid-song...

 Naruto: Holy shit, Sasuke! I think you just killed nineteen-seventies experimental glam-rock sensation David Bowie!

David Bowie: Nothing can kill David Bowie!

Naruto: Zombie Ninja David Bowie is my sensei! This is the best day ever!

  • Naruto: I'm sure they'll come back once they realize they forgot about me! *three and a half days later* THEY DIDN'T FUCKING COME BACK!

Episode Five: "MILKSHAKE NO JUTSU~!"

 Naruto: What the Hell is he talking about?

Bowie-Sensei: Apparently, bridges...

  • "He must be an ocablu blah-blah-blah!" Beat "He must be some kind of optical illusion!"

Episode Six: "WEEABOO NO JUTSU~!"

  • Sasuke starts off with a Badass Boast of "Now Zabuza, you're about to feel the pain my entire village felt when Sasuke's brother betrayed me." Cue Flash Back:

 Sasuke's Brother: "Hey Sasuke, I bought you a puppy."

Sasuke (monotone): "Yaaayyyy"

Sasuke's Brother: "And then I killed it."

Sasuke (monotone): "Nooooooo"

  • The entire part in the "The following is a fan based parody" bit, read by Zabuza getting a blowjob from Gato.

  Zabuza: Ejaculation-no-jutsu.

  • Naruto throwing a kunai at the narrator.

 Naruto: "A narrator!" (throws a kunai towards the screen)

Narrator: "Ow! Son of a shit!"

  • This bit:

 Naruto: Man, This is even more frustrating then the time I accidentally turned off my Animal Crossing game.

Mr. Resetti: Hey motherfucker, What did I tell you about resetting?

*punch* *punch* *punch*

Naruto: I was waiting for you this time, you mole fucker.

  • This part from the beginning:

 David Bowie: Naruto, you remind me of the babe.

Naruto: What babe?

David Bowie: The babe with the power.

Naruto: What babe?

David Bowie: The power of voodoo-

Naruto: What babe?

David Bowie: Naruto, haven't you seen Labyrinth?

Naruto: Can't say I have, David-Bowie-Sama-Sensei-Senpai-San-Sama.

David Bowie: ...What the fuck is wrong with you?!

Naruto: -kun.

 Zabuza: Now there is nothing you can do to stop me from killing Tazuna.

Naruto: WE WILL NEVER LET YOU--wait, who the hell is Tazuna?

Tazuna: Hello.

Naruto: Oh, right. WE WILL NEVER LET YOU KILL THAT OLD MAN!!

Episode Seven: "FARTABET NO JUTSU~!"

  • KATRA!!
  • "Check it out, Bowie-Sensei! I can fart the alphabet!"
  • Sakura's description of chakara, where she describes all the pictures on the scroll background literally.
  • Zabuza taking Haku's repeating "Hai" (meaning "Yes" in Japanese) as "Hi," as in the greeting, leading him to go "Yes, hi, Haku." repeatedly after he wakes up from Haku paralyzing him.
    • "Fucking moonspeak..."
  • Kaiza being voiced by Monkey D. Luffy
    • "They may be able to take my life, but they will never take my freedom- *slice* Ow, my freedom!"
  • The ending:

 Naruto: The old man's story has taught me a valuable lesson! And it is that we should not complain about Masako leaving, we should be grateful for everything he has done for us and respect his decision to move on with his life!

(Beat)

Sakura: Why are you on the floor?

Naruto: I'm waiting for Sasuke to FUCK ME!

  • Everything Sasuke says in episode 7 is GOLD. Especially this bit:

  Sasuke: -Monotone- He was like the Sasuke's father I never had because Sasuke's brother killed him noooooooooooooo

  • And:

  Sasuke: (All while in the background he monotones "Om Nom Nom Nom Nom") Nobody will ever understand the food I taste. The food that tastes like regret. And noodles. Just like the taste in my mouth when Sasuke's Brother ruined my life. For some reason, there were noodles involved. It was weird.

  • The end of the episode.

 Sakura: Why are you laying on the floor"

Naruto: I'm waiting for Sasuke to FUCK ME!!!

The Land Of Snow Movie

 Tristan: (from a nearby truck) I think the assistant Director is gay!

Yugi: (popping up beside him) Oh you don't know that!

  • "THE POLAR EXPRESS IS TRYING TO KILL MEEEE!"
  • Kakashi explaining the Villain of the movie:

  Kakashi: They're a rare breed of Ninja called Forgettable Movie Villains. You've never heard of them and after you've finish fighting them you won't remember it even happened. But for the next 90 minutes you'll think they are the biggest threat you've faced in your entire life!

  • The ending.

 Naruto: "And so, thanks to the MacGuffin crystal's power, the Land of Snow was once again turned into a sun filled paradise, completely devastating the country's ecosystem! And it was all thanks to me! But I couldn't have done it without The Rower."

The Rower: "Yes you could."

 M. Night Shamamalamasamakun: What, who let this guy in?

Naruto: What do you get when you cross a chicken, and an internet meme?

M. Night Shamamalamasamakun: I don't care

Naruto: Cluggyachigawn! (Clucky on screen)

Beat

M. Night Shamamalamasamakun: ... I don't get it.

Naruto: Well you see, I have a pet chicken called Clucky, and... That's the joke...

M. Night Shamamalamasamakun: Would somebody kill this guy already?

Naruto: But wait, I didn't tell you about the log yet! *Gets knocked out*

  • This part:

 M. Night Shamamalamasamakun: And it's great because they're like talking to the dog, and it's like...they're saying "I love you" and the dog is like "Auwowowowowowoo". And it sounds like it..its saying "I love you" back to them, its really adorable. You gotta..you gotta watch it on YouTube one time, man. So anyway, what was it you wanted?

Guard: Like I said, sir, the prisoners have escaped.

M. Night Shamamalamasamakun: Aw, come on, man. What? No. I was having such a good day. Beat Hey. Beat Hey.

Guard: What, sir?

M. Night Shamamalamasamakun: Owowowowowowowoo.

Guard: I love you too, sir.

  • "Very well, I choose....NARWHALS."
    • The music following this, coupled with the fact THEY ACTUALLY USE NARWHALS IN THE MOVIE, makes it ten times funnier.
  • "Stand By Me no Jutsu!"
  • At one point, Naruto says "M. Night Shyamalamasama-kun" really quickly.
  • When Naruto lands face first on the ground during the climax.

  Naruto: *muffled* Not so fast, Shamamalamasama!

 Naruto: KAAAAAAA...MEEEEEEEEE...HAAAAAAAAA...MEEEEEEEEEEEE- I mean RASENGAN! *hits Shamamalamasama*

M. Night Shamamalamasama: OOOOWWW! You punched me in the tummy! *gets blown away while the Super Mario World Spin Jump sound plays*

Naruto and the Curse of the Internet Drama (now blocked, sadly)

  • The movie proper is animated using Flash drawings, and it allows for some very funny facial expressions. As well as the fact that Sasuke and Sakura are reading all their lines from their scripts.
  • "Your mom was really dissappointing! When I put my penis inside of her!"
  • The parts where Naruto talks about fightng the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and the Power Rangers, especially this line:

  Naruto: Did you see that?! At first the Power Rangers started fighting me, but then we decided that we were all friends and so we went to McDonald's to get food and have a big party that ended with Tommy punching the Grimace in the face!

  • The bit with Clucky the Chicken.
  • Naruto's song about punching people in the face. It should also double as Crowning Music of Awesome.
    • The same goes for Ghost!Sensei's song, and his line afterwards:

  Ghost!Sensei: "You see, it is a parody of that famous movie where they are all busting ghosts. I believe it is called "Bill Murray Vs. the Afterlife Starring Dan Aykroyd"."

  • "Now it is time for the funniest part of the movie!" (farts)
  • The part where Naruto declares himself to be a doctor, and diagnoses Sakura with terminal cancer.

 Naruto: "...Also, your cancer is now gone!"

Sakura: "Hooray! Praise the Lord, it is a miracle!

Naruto: "Because it killed you!"

  • This, definitely Sasuke's best exchange in the movie:

 Sasuke: "Naruto, would you like that blowjob now?"

Naruto: "Yes I would, Sasuke! You may now suck on my cock-penis!"

  • "And now the sex is over! You can stop enjoying it now!"

Unsorted

  • The theme song.
  • Sasuke's flashback, complete with an "emo-off".

  Itachi Sasuke's Brother: I accept your challenge. *draws deep breath* *siggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*

Sasuke: *siggggggggghhhhhhhhh*

Itachi Sasuke's Brother: *siggggggggghhhhhhhhh* (quickly) Iwin.

Sasuke: Damn you, Sasuke's brother. I shall get you back. Somehow...

  • "Hooray. I am ecstatic."
  • Most of the preview for new episode airing on March 23rd
    • Buy the shirts.
    • One character (and the announcer) trying to persuade Sasuke to do things by promising him great power and stuff, only to eventually sway him with this:

 Character: Oh, come on. I'll give you some paper clips and a Subway coupon.

Sasuke: Weeeeeeell, okay.

    • Fozzie Bear randomly appearing out of nowhere in front of Sasuke delivering his sinature Catch Phrase.
    • All of the "Randomly [Insert Accent/Voice Here] [Insert Character Here]!" part, especially Randomly Meowth Sensei guy!" where Iruka is replaced with Meowth while he talks with Hokage:

 Iruka/Meowth: Hey, Hokage!

Hokage: What the fu-- *Cuts to next scene*

    • "Randomly Swedish Naruto!"

  Naruto: ORG BORG BORG BORG BORG!

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