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Exquisitely crap
Meticulously awful
Weaponized badfic.

lots of derpresd goffz
viower excretion advised
may caus brian dammage

Riddle is two guys
Lupin is a pedophile
Albus drops F-bombs.

Stanists everywhere
All of the students are goffs
Unless they're dumb prepz

Ebony Dark'ness
Dementia Raven Way
Name stole two first lines

 -- Someone

Sparticus is here
Hedwig is a human male
Iarwain, Vader came.

J. K. Rowling's works
Warped beyond recognition
By MCR fan.

Prepz, shes not a su
Her BF's bi but shes not
Vague sex scenes ensue

 --{{Cheeseypoofs xxxGoffikpoofs666xxx}}

Ow my eyes
horrible pain
The Goggles Do Nothing
It's like staring in acid rain
(I didn't count the syllables)

What the fuck am I reading
This fic is silly

Butchered, emo HP.
Tom Bombadil shows up too.
It still trumps Twilight.

What the hell is this?
I hate Harry Potter now
So bad, it's funny.

 --A person who lol's at MI

So Bad It's Horrible
Sounds like shit taking a shit
Must exterminate!

So insanely bad
You either go mad reading
Or laugh 'til you cry

Terrible fanfic.
Sues and Canon Rape ensues.
Don't read! Save yourself!

  --Adele Potter

Ebony's name is
ENOBY ok, it's not
Mary Sue ok!111111


Burn my eyes right now
I shouldn't have to read this
Snape has a dick tat

My Immortal is
Still a better love story
Than Meyer's Twilight.

I laughed my ass off
When I read My Immortal
But Twilight bored me.

  --This guy who thinks previous haikus are funny

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