My Girl Is a Slut/Quotes

The very thought of fifty-three virgins is a nightmare! Give me two fire-breathing whores! Any day of the week! —Billy Connolly

Monogamy is for the weak! —Marena, Keychain of Creation

I want a girl who likes to play dirty games She begs me to spank her and call her filthy names And when she gets tired, I let her have a turn on me She teases me with her peek-a-boo crotch 'cause she's got me all tied up Monogamous Slut... oh I want one for myself Monogamous Slut... and there will be nobody else

The more men you've been with, the more I love you —Winston Smith, Nineteen Eighty-Four

I guess the muscular one is alright, but the boy is going too far. Can't we just use the puppets again? —Dr. Girlfriend, The Venture Brothers

Wife: "Honey, I slept with Isaac Asimov!" Husband: "My wife slept with Isaac Asimov!" Commentor: "Your relative has lived my dream!" —Bad Ass Ancestors/Relatives thread, TV Tropes

The more men you've been with, the more I love you. —Winston Smith, Nineteen Eighty-Four

As I write this, my children are asleep in their room, Loretta Lynn and my wife is out on a date with a man named Paulo. It's her second date this week; her fourth this month so far. If it goes like the others, she'll come home in the middle of the night, crawl into bed beside me, and tell me all about how she and Paulo had sex. I won't explode with anger or seethe with resentment. I'll just tell her it's a hot story and I'm glad she had fun. —Michael Sonmore, What Open Marriage Taught One Man About Feminism