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Ryan: Can I stay with you for a while? We could tell your landlord I'm gay.Colin: Boy, that would be zany!
Liz: What made you think I was gay?Jack: Those shoes are definitely bi-curious.
Jack: Your shoes.
Liz: Well, I'm straight.
There were three things that people assumed upon first meeting Aziraphale: That he was intelligent, that he was British, and that he was gayer than a tree full of monkeys high on nitrous oxide.
Dean: Of course, the most troubling question is why do these people assume we're gay?Sam: Well, you are kind of butch. They probably think you're overcompensating.
Cpt. Peter Lassard: I need to get my hands on some healthy young men.Cmd. Eric Lassard: Oooooh! That's easy!
Cmd. Eric Lassard: (awkward) ...I guess there are places you could go ...certain bars and so on...
Cpt. Peter Lassard: Eric, what are you talking about?
Cmd. Eric Lassard: Does Margret know about this?
Cpt. Peter Lassard: Eric, I'm in trouble here and I need some new recruits!
Lancelot: We were in the nick of time, you were in a great peril.Lancelot: No, I'm not.
Galahad: I don't think I was.
Lancelot: Yes, you were, you were in a terrible peril!
Galahad: Look, let me go back in there and face the peril!
Lancelot: No, it was too perilous!
Galahad: Look, it's a duty of a knight to sample as much peril as I can!
Lancelot: No, we've got to find the Holy Grail. Come on!
Galahad: Well, let me have just a little bit of peril?
Lancelot: No, it's unhealthy.
Galahad: Bet you're gay!
Frank the Magikoopa: Now on your brooms and think happy thoughts. Like titties!!Frank the Magikoopa: What are you.... Gay?!
(Hal and Jeff try to use the brooms and end up plummeting to their doom.)
Hal and Jeff: Ahhhhhh!
—Bowser's Kingdom, episode 2