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"William Shakespeare -- Brilliant Writer; Shitty Geographer"
Brows Held High Regarding the french lion in As You Like It

Sayid: No, polar bears don't live near this far south.

Boone: This one does.

Sawyer: Did. It did.

Kate: (to Sawyer) Where did that come from?

Sawyer: Probably Bear Village. How the hell do I know?
Lost, "Pilot, Part 2

"A tiger in Africa...?"

"Ah... well, it's probably escaped from a zoo."
"Why are there moose in Virginia?"

Yes, I like to see a tiger

From the Congo or the Niger,

And especially when lashing of his tail!

Stan: Some claim it was sailed back by a crew of chimps.

Guybrush: Chimps? There aren't any chimps in the Caribbean!

Stan: Oh, shut up. It makes a good story.
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