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- Crockett throwing beer from a glass to a dancing informant's shoes after the informant had declared that his feet are on fire
- Zito, after Rodriguez asks him and Switek to take part in a burglary sting operation that required two seedy looking guys
Zito: Sure lieutenant. *To Switek* So who are the seedy looking guys?
- Tubbs and Crockett concocting a plan to force New York drug dealers to accept the package from them
Crockett: If the dealers fail to deliver...
Tubbs: Then the Revillas' clients start to shiver
Crockett: You're a real poet, Rico
Tubbs: And my momma knows it
- Crockett's pet alligator Elvis' antics early in the first season
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