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  • Crockett throwing beer from a glass to a dancing informant's shoes after the informant had declared that his feet are on fire
  • Zito, after Rodriguez asks him and Switek to take part in a burglary sting operation that required two seedy looking guys

  Zito: Sure lieutenant. *To Switek* So who are the seedy looking guys?

  • Tubbs and Crockett concocting a plan to force New York drug dealers to accept the package from them

 Crockett: If the dealers fail to deliver...

Tubbs: Then the Revillas' clients start to shiver

Crockett: You're a real poet, Rico

Tubbs: And my momma knows it

  • Crockett's pet alligator Elvis' antics early in the first season
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