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Commissar: ...The Party teaches that only the Communist way can show the true path through the tunnels...
Soldier: Comrade Commissar, what does the party teach about the two-headed mutants that roam the Frontline?
Commissar: Um... er...
Soldier: Well, so much for the entertainment.
- In itself a reference to the same line in the book, although Artyom gets ignored when pitching it to religious nuts.
- Ulman dicking around on the intercom in D-6.
"People of Metro! We have awaited your arrival! We are those who are called the Invisible Watchers. Your time has come. And now you will feel our wrath!"