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"They want to deliver vast amounts of information over the Internet. And again, the Internet is not something that you just dump something on. It's not a big truck. It's a series of tubes. And if you don't understand, those tubes can be filled and if they are filled, when you put your message in, it gets in line and it's going to be delayed by anyone that puts into that tube enormous amounts of material, enormous amounts of material."—Remarks of Sen. Ted Stevens before the U.S. Senate Commerce Committee, June 28, 2006
"Memes are what happens when someone decides to try to be funny, and then someone decides it's catchy and repeats it to try to seem cool, in short. Retarded."—Namedown, MUGEN user
"Oh! Oh- look, it's a barrel! I-it's like, do a barrel roll! I, uh... can't let you do that, Star Fox! I am the Juggernaut bitch Leeroy Jenkins."
"Meme: a term coined by Richard Dawkins in his book The Selfish Gene that was originally used to describe packets of cultural information, but subsequently adopted by internet users to refer to inside jokes for people who have no friends with whom to have real inside jokes."—Wolfram Alpha, taken from Encyclopedia Dramatica
CCT: [[color:#000056:D --> Do you realize that here in the future, this bulletin has come to be regarded as something of a jokeCCT: DA lengthy piece of comedy, often quoted amongst ourselves in private moments of levity]]
—Equius sums it up in Hivebent
"A man has an idea. The idea attracts others, like-minded. The idea expands. The idea becomes an institution. (pause) What was the idea?"—Top Dollar, The Crow
John Hodgman: [Packets like these] could be anything on the internet. Spam, videos of lonely teens practicing with their lightsabers, comical reimaginings of movie premises -- Brokeback Mountain, for example, cats dressed as nuns eating from dishes of gravy...
Jon Stewart: Or maybe even useful information, or news analysis.
John Hodgman: Well, I guess. In fact...(he passes another envelope to Jon Stewart)...these are all Chuck Norris jokes.
"Oooh, long Johnson! Oooooh, looong John--*get hit by train*—South Park, "Faith Hilling"