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  • When Gretchen kicks the CD player in her boyfriend's face.
  • Karen revealing her "talent".
  • This exchange:

 Janis: There are two kinds of evil people: People who do evil stuff and people who see evil stuff being done and don't do anything to stop it.

Damian: Does that mean I'm morally obligated to burn that lady's outfit?

  • Cady's mother's triple take when her husband displays a complete ignorance of what being grounded means.
  • This exchange:

 Karen: So if you're from Africa, why are you white?

Gretchen: Oh my God, Karen, you can't just ask people why they're white.

  • When Janis underlines "Army of Skanks."
  • "She doesn't even go here!"
  • "Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant, and die." Followed by condoms being handed out.
  • 'Get in, loser, we're going shopping!'
  • Gretchen's Backhanded Apology, followed by no one's willing to catch her fall...except Karen.
  • Cady cruising the hall with the rest of the Plastics and accidentally stumbling head-first into a garbage can.
  • Damien is in the girls's restroom:

 Random Girl: Hey, get out of here!

Damien: Danny de Vito! Oh my God, I love your work!

  • Regina: Gretchen, stop trying to make "fetch" happen! It's not going to happen!
  • The following:

 Random Girl: (about Regina) "One time she punched me in the face. (Beat) It was awesome."

  • "So you think you're really pretty..."
  • A fat girl bumps into Regina in the cafeteria who gained some weight "Watch where you're going, fat ass!"
  • When we get introduced to the Plastics Damien says the reason Gretchen's hair is so big is because it's full of secrets.
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