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Mastermind: World Conqueror is an online RTS/Tower Defense game made by Michael Swain (not Swaim) based off the Mastermind flash series. Play it here.

The plot is this. You are The Mastermind. You wanna conquer the world. But you are just starting from your abandoned warehouse.

Throughout the course of the game, you go from living in your abandoned warehouse, to owning a Moonbase, multiple evil businesses, hordes of Mooks, and a council of advisors and patsys, along with a specialist bodyguard, using stolen funds, kidnapping, and pretty much whatever you can, as long as it's evil, to conquer the world. And then flee and gloat when you blow it up.

The Game provides examples of:

 The Mastermind:"Boil the Oceans! Burn the skies! Destroy the Earth!"

Mook #1: "Wait, what? I thought we were gonna conquer the world!"

The Mastermind: "Destroying IS Conquering. It's true, I looked it up!"

Mook #1: "Sir, it's been an honor to serve..."

The Mastermind: "Yeah, well now I'm gonna fuck off into space! I owe ya guys one! See ya!"

Mook #2: (As The Mastermind blasts off into space) "WHAT AN ASSHOLE!"

 "Does anyone know why I called this meeting?"

(Patsy answers question)

"Actually, it's because I'm going to kill you!" (presses trap door button)

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