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Joker, he's our guy
Although he can barely walk,
He can truly fly


A Space Op(e)ra
by the legend, Bioware.
A modern classic.

—Kain Lupus

Kasumi Goto
Not the most famous, the best
Writer of haikus.

—Meandering River

Like dust in the wind
Yet still Shepard resists us

—Trick Dirt

Fight like a Krogan?
Maybe run like a leopard?
Never beat Shepard.


Commander Shepard
Says this is her favourite store
On the Citadel


Red, blue, maybe green.
Honestly, who the hell cares?
It's all just the same.

I don't care about
Anyone on this damn ship
Except Liara.

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