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Ever since I was a little boy

Dressing up has always been my greatest joy

But when it's time to be discreet

There's one thing you just can't beat

And that's a strapless backless classical little black dress.
—Cosmo, "Little Black Dress", Shock Treatment sound track

She was a long cool woman in a black dress

Just a 5-9 beautiful tall

With just one look I was a bad mess

'Cause that long cool woman had it all

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