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In the spirit of My Immortal, we've created one for Light and Dark - The Adventures of Dark Yagami.

Will probably kill you.

    • Funny potholing there. A Brown Note is probably going to be created now.
  • Take a sip whenever slash is mentioned.
    • Two sips if it gets used incorrectly.
  • Take a sip whenever the song that ends the world is mentioned.
  • Take a sip whenever a character comes back from the dead.
    • Two sips if they do it more than once.
      • Three sips if it's Near.
  • Take a sip whenever "nuclears" are inaccurately represented.
  • Take a sip if a character's looks are described inaccurately.
    • Two sips if it's L.
  • Take a sip whenever a character is described as being naked even though they aren't.
  • Take a sip whenever Dark's Biggus Dickus gets referred to.
  • Take a sip whenever a character says "(Event) will happen or my name isn't (Name)!"
  • Down the whole bottle after either of these things happen (unfortunately they only happen once):
    • L jumps through the window screaming
    • The remote gets eaten
      • Down two bottles when L manages to successfully scare the crap out of God by threatening him and then lie right to his face.
  • Take a sip whenever blood bananas are mentioned.
  • Take a sip whenever the author mangles a language.
  • Take a sip whenever characters act utterly stupid (like when Dark thinks blowing up the world isn't evil, the seven seconds of sex, or the 'these things happen all the time').
    • Wait, when the hell does this not happen?
      • Well, the disclaimer does say it'll probably be the death of you...
  • Take a sip whenever a scene is Narm (you have an EXTREMELY high chance of dying here).
  • Take a sip whenever it gets stated the story is set in America.
  • Take a sip whenever a character makes a "Near" pun.
  • Take two sips whenever the author writes how he forgot something.
  • Take a sip whenever something is described incorrectly.
    • Two sips if it's in France.
  • Take a sip for every Take That at Tv Tropes.
  • Take a sip whenever a character switches sides.
    • Two sips if it isn't Blud
  • Take a sip every time you begin laughing uncontrollably, because the stupidity really does make it a funny fic.
  • Take a sip for every extremely redundant phrase.
    • Two sips if it's Near being coshed.
      • With a cosh.
  • Take a sip for every ridiculous new kind of note the author invents.
  • Take a sip whenever people "sex."
  • Take a sip whenever the author justifies strange new developements with the Rule of Cool.
  • Take a sip whenever the author uses a word not previously in the English language.
    • Two sips if you think you have a new favourite word.
  • Take a sip every time the author's note seems more excited about the story than you.
  • Take a sip every time you twitch.

Still under construction.

Name:Number of Chapters: Beverage:Comment:
User:Sabres Edge and User:A Crack In TimeAll of it. 43 chapters at this count.Sabre alternated tea and Cheerios, Crack went with fruit juice and lemonade.Originally several other tropers were slated to participate, but one by one they had to drop out. Three chapters in and Crack already went through a pint of lemonade[1]. Changed the rules so that we only drank at authorial Epic Fails and "blood bananas". By chapter 20 we gave that up, because this fic was just that bad. Apocalyptic Log of the proceedings begins here.
User:Rousseau Is My Bro 31420 chaptersSaltines and cranberry juice. Ran out of that so I had to use warm milk in the last stretch.I started out starving and my stomach was at full capacity by the time I finally gave up.
D'ark Yagam'i himselfUnclearPepsi "COS IM A KID"Announced via his Twitter. He described the drinking game as "VERY MEAN SOMETIMES THOUGH".
Yummy AppleFirst 10 chaptersWaterRan out of water at chapter 3, refilled bottle, ran out again at chapter 8, refilled the bottle, stopped at chapter 10 after almost pissing myself. Maybe going to try again sometime.
Igirisu K and friend Mystic Jade ShoeFirst 15 chaptersTea, hot chocolate, and water Decided to quit at the part where you had to drain two bottles, after refilling three times and nearly peeing our pants


  1. For reference, this was the same as fifteen chapters of My Immortal.
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