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  Contains sex, drugs, emotions, swearing, lulz, science and headcrabs!


Life with Lamarr is a Fan Web Comic by Co Fiori-McPhee taking place in an alternate Half-Life universe in which Dr. Kleiner and Barney Calhoun are room-mates, Eli is a hippy, Magnusson went crazy and controls an army of headcrabs and Dr. Breen despite being Administrator of Earth still has time to chase up late rent payments.

Spread over 5 "Books":

  • The Headcrab King (Episodes 1 - 24)
  • The Free Children's Commune (Episodes 25 - 60)
  • Land Sakes (Episodes 61 - 101)
  • The House of Longfigger (Episodes 102 - 195)
  • El Headcrab Gigante (Episodes 196 - onwards)
Tropes used in Life with Lamarr include:


"We remember Black Mesa... But we have forgotten how to do math... Blurrrrrrr..."


 Barney: "No! I'm from the twenty-first century!"

Fisher: "I make the obscure reference gags in these parts! Sic him, Jango!"

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