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  • From Soul Reaver 2:

 Elder God: Moebius is my good servant. I have many.

Raziel: And if I told Moebius that he's worshipping a giant squid, do you think his faith will falter?

    • As you find out later in the game, apparently it does.
  • From Blood Omen:

  Kain: (referring to Nupraptor's severed head) Alas, poor Nupraptor - I knew him well. Well, not really.

  • From Blood Omen 2:

 Duncan: Restricted area. This passage is for night shift workers only.

Kain: (dryly) I am the night shift.

  • In Defiance, after entering the cheat code to turn the Reaver into a cardboard tube:

  Kain: Fear... the tube!

    • The very act of smacking enemies around with a cardboard tube is also marvellous.
  • Also in Defiance

  Kain: Locked. What love of doors these pathetic humans have.

    • The out-takes from Defiance are arguably even funnier than in Soul Reaver 2

 Michael Bell: And I said, "No more yogurt, Elder God."

Michael Bell: [as Shaggy] YA DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE IT IS, DO YEW?!

  • From Soul Reaver 2:

  Raziel: (referring to Kain) Oh, no. Every time you show up, something monumental and terrible happens. I don't think I've the stomach for it.

    • Even funnier when you consider that Raziel literally does not have a stomach.
  • The outtakes from the recording sessions for Soul Reaver 2 (can be viewed here) and Defiance (can be viewed here, here and here).
  • From Blood Omen:

 Moebius: ...the future says you die!

Kain: But I am dead...

*decapitates Moebius*

Kain: are you.

  • Moebius' wonderfully unfazed reaction to Kain killing him for the second time:

  Moebius: Master, my apologies, a momentary oversight. Somehow Kain still lives, and has unexpectedly dispatched me.

    • And just as he starts to say this, the camera pans round to reveal Raziel standing right behind him, and not looking happy.
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