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I mean, crap, man! Look at that! That's, like, his stomach plug, on the ground back there. You don't see that every day. I mean that doesn't really even seem possible, if you think about it. With body organs, and cartilage and bones. I mean, I'm no doctor, but, it was like, one clean chunk!
- Don't forget this gem:
- He really should have listened to that one-boobed chick.
- The ventriloquists.
"We are both ventriloquists and now we're upside down!"
"I swing a bit more!"
"I swing a bit less!"
"But we both swing if you know what we mean..."
- Gopher Chucks!
- Ling trying to heal the Chosen One's hands after they're injured in training.
Ling: "Is it better now?"
Chosen One: "... You just broke a thermometer over my hands."
- Improbable as it may seem, This Troper prefers the "What they were Actually Saying" alternate Audio track, as it turns it into a straightforward(untranslated) kung fu movie with some guy walking around saying things that don't make sense even in English.(With Exceptions)
'''''''Chosen One''''''': You are the Pie Man. Your pies are known for miles around.
- You will now refer to me by the name, Betty!
- One of this troper's favorite moments was this scene:
Master Tang: He told me that there would be a Chosen One.
Ling's Father: There will be a chosen one. [/flashback]
Master Tang: Then he told me of its significance...
Ling's Father: It will be significant.[/flashback]
- "I'm a man too, you know. I go peepee standing up!"
- YOUR CLOTHES ARE BLACK!
- "Just because someone rolls over and goes ugh doesn't mean they're dead."
- The scene where
Master PainBetty shows off his secret skill -- the ability to resist Groin Attacks. Then the Chosen One's failure to replicate ability.
- The "I'm Coming!" scene. Very well edited.
- ...And why are you in bed?"
- "Yes, yes. Play me like a drum"
- "Hey, guys. What's goin' on?" (gets punched)
- "Shirt ripper!"
- "THAT'S A LOT OF NUTS."
- "THAT'LL BE FOUR BUCKS BABY! YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT?!"
- HE JUST LEFT, WITH NUTS!
- The chosen one's entire fight with Moon Yuu, the cow.
- "Leap that wall, if you're so great!"
- The Chosen One's sissy meltdown when he can't figure out how to pull off Betty's caps (and the narration that accompanies it.)
- ONE! OF US! IS WEARING! A PUSH-UP BRA!
- Chosen One letting himself get beat up with sticks.
- "I'm sure on some planet your style is impressive, but your weak link is: this is Earth."
- "Ohhh...chicken go 'cluck, cluck,' cow go 'moo!' Piggy go 'oink oink,' how about you? Gonna be an animal just like you...lemur go *hiss hiss*, ostrich go, 'Peh!' Koala go *click click click click*..."
- "At least cover your mouth! We're all going to catch it!"
- Well, pretty much every word out of Betty's mouth.