I mean, crap, man! Look at that! That's, like, his stomach plug, on the ground back there. You don't see that every day. I mean that doesn't really even seem possible, if you think about it. With body organs, and cartilage and bones. I mean, I'm no doctor, but, it was like, one clean chunk!
Ling trying to heal the Chosen One's hands after they're injured in training.
Ling: "Is it better now?"
Chosen One: "... You just broke a thermometer over my hands."
Improbable as it may seem, This Troper prefers the "What they were Actually Saying" alternate Audio track, as it turns it into a straightforward(untranslated) kung fu movie with some guy walking around saying things that don't make sense even in English.(With Exceptions)
'''''''Chosen One''''''': You are the Pie Man. Your pies are known for miles around.
You will now refer to me by the name, Betty!
One of this troper's favorite moments was this scene:
Master Tang: He told me that there would be a Chosen One.
Ling's Father: There will be a chosen one. [/flashback]
Master Tang: Then he told me of its significance...
Ling's Father: It will be significant.[/flashback]
"I'm a man too, you know. I go peepee standing up!"
YOUR CLOTHES ARE BLACK!
"Just because someone rolls over and goes ughdoesn't mean they're dead."
The scene where Master Pain Betty shows off his secret skill -- the ability to resist Groin Attacks. Then the Chosen One's failure to replicate ability.