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The alignment of a two-year-old is not automatically "Neutral Evil".
Smeltings boys wore maroon tailcoats, orange knickerbockers, and flat straw hats called boaters. They also carried knobbly sticks, used for hitting each other while the teachers weren't looking. This was supposed to be good training for later life.—Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
At least one theory suggests that while great apes and adult Humans are sentient, young Human children are not. I admit to a certain fondness for this conclusion; if children aren't nonsentient, they're certainly psychopathic.—Peter Watts' Blindsight, Notes and References
We're on our own, cousinThere's a lot I could do to a freak
All alone, cousin
Let's think of a game to play
Now the grown-ups have all gone a way
You won't be much fun
Being blind, deaf and dumb
But I've no-one to play with today
Do you know how to play hide and seek?
To find me, it would take you a week
But tied to that chair, you won't go anywhere
—Cousin Kevin, Tommy
Growing up was hard. Kids would make fun of me and call me names, like "Birbiggleberry", and "Birbibliography", and "faggot"...—Comedian Mike Birbiglia
"Before you develop a conscience, torture is amusing."—Paul Graham - Why Nerds Are Unpopular
"People who get nostalgic about childhood were obviously never children."—Calvin, Calvin and Hobbes
"Mobbad blev man ju ändå." (Literally "You still got bullied", but with a wording which conveys resignation, passivity and depersonalized factualism.)—Joakim Pirinen, translated from Swedish.
"Unfortunately for Benny, we had not yet developed the ability to empathize with the pain and suffering of other people, and his terrified fleeing was pretty much the most fun thing that had ever happened to us."—Hyperbole and a Half, "Wolves"