"Revlon's Token Redhead is a versatile actress, charitable activist, and extinction-level MILF. She has a lot of freckles even for a redhead, probably because every time she steps outside God brings the sun out to get a better look. Her sex scenes have gotten so taboo they're no longer even erotic. I fully expect her next film to feature a bewildered Liam Neeson trying to make love to her as she claps two rocks down on an unsuspecting jar of apricot preserves."
— on redheads.
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Red-headed actress, born December 3, 1960, best known for such movies as Boogie Nights, The Big Lebowski, The Lost World: Jurassic Park, Hannibal, Cookies Fortune, Blindness, and the recent The Kids Are All Right, as well as dozens we're no doubt forgetting.

Tropes related to this actress:

  • Absolute Cleavage: Seems rather fond of this look. As are we all.
  • Christmas Cake
  • Fiery Redhead
  • Mrs. Robinson: Her husband is ten years younger than her.
  • Older Than They Look: Has not aged noticeably in almost twenty years. This in spite of A)She's so white, she makes albinos look swarthy, and B) Her acting style is just about the polar opposite of Dull Surprise, which you can especially see in scenes where she cries or laughs. With both of these factors, she should look like a lich at this point. The only possible explanation is she's a vampire.
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