John became a professional science fiction writer

and since his publisher assured him that all science fiction authors became immensely successful,

he was given the standard "rich and famous" contract.

Somewhat confused by the fine print, he nonetheless signed in blood.

Writer of Military Science Fiction, Fantasy (both urban and traditional), and other novels.

Major series of his:

Mr. Ringo's website can be found here, for more details than in this (currently sketchy) article. It's mostly empty, being a work-in-progress replacing a defunct site.


  1. though the official Schlock Mercenary wiki says that the two aren't connected, as the two writers haven't really conversed for several years now
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