Jesu Otaku/Funny

• The opening to JO's Ikki Tousen review, where he explains the series in a completely serious tone of voice while randomly including the bits of fanservice.
  • And the ending, a rare RAGE moment upon finding out there's four seasons (the Red Snark Text reflects it even better).
• JO's disorganised ramble fest that can loosely be called a Let's Play of Star Fox 64 has him trash talking everything during the fight with Star Wolf.
• Meryl and Milly's nicknames abbreviating into PMS and DMT in the first part of the Trigun Inbetweens.
  • The Kuroneko-sama signal. Okay, the third volume is just adorable, but still.
  • His tribute to "Boot Knife," complete with slow-motion footage and "Danny Boy" as background music.
  • "I would say a little bit of Milly got into [Wolfwood's] system, but we won't see that until episode 23!" *heyooo!*
  • During the recording of the first half of Vol. III, thunder heralded Legato's introduction, resulting in this blooper:

JesuOtaku: *thunder sounds* A gruesome metaFUCK. THIS THUNDER IS RUINING MAH RECORDING!

• From JO's Top 15 Dubbed Anime Themes:

Whether you were a little dude or a little chick, this song made you want to bench press the sofa, eat the entire box of frosted flakes including the box and Kamehameha your older siblings to OBLIVION for sleeping in or your younger siblings for... existing, pretty much, and if your parents had anything to say about it, well they could shut up and go back to bed because this was DRAGON BALL Z!!

• • • She's chewing almost as much scenery as the DBZ intro!
  • When he mentions that Vic Mignogna covered True Light, cue the clip of the Ouran High School Host Club cast announcements (which of course she gets fed up with).
  • Regarding the Sailor Moon theme:
• Digimon Adventure 02
  • His brief summarization of the Destiny Stone arc.
  • The fairly logical assumption for BlackWarGreymon's popularity: The power of Blum.
  • Getting horrified when she realizes Oikawa looks like Tommy Wiseau.
• From his top 20 openings of 2010, listen to his reaction at how many references that got into Kuragehime's opening and try not to giggle.
  • And in 2011's countdown, his hilariously epic summary of Toriko's plot.
• Eiken...just the entire review, really, but:
  • Bennett the Sage's cameo and occasional comments. In the title credits JO adds a "Screw you~!" while JO headwalls.
  • "What is the Eiken Club, and why do they want [Densuke]? NOBODY KNOWS, we're never told or even given the slightest inkling to guess on~!"
  • 'The comment about the most competent actor being played by MICROSOFT SAM.
  • As he starts to wrap up the review, Prof makes a quick cameo.

Prof: Media Blasters, purveyors of fine pornography~

• • After not getting the reaction he wanted from JO, Bennett goes to the extreme...Garzey's Wing (ironically, JO said afterwards that he liked GW and had shown it to Sage).
• "Gaze at the mighty snout of Saruta and despair~"
• Koi Kaze:
  • "AW HELL NAW!"
  • "However, [Dorcas Aurelia] made me watch Koi Kaze. And for that, he will be torn apart by rabid dogs."
  • "Backpedal faster! I can hear banjos!" In fact, most of the subtitles.
  • The reveal for the next review. Complete with Shout-Out to A Clockwork Orange.
  • His guess as to what ACTG is an acronym for:

"Abstract Company...That...Grapes...@_@"

• The review of Master of Martial Hearts picking up where we left off...though after 12 seconds JO interrupts and says Sage has been smiling like that for the entire time between the two reviews (3 weeks).
  • The various captions on the censor bars.
  • "[Studio Arms' anime] mainly consist of torture porn and Elfen Lied...so just torture porn basically."
  • JO's sudden realization of hope (pun not intended), unintentionally sending Sage into a sudden depression. Doubles as a Crowning Moment of Heartwarming when we see him playing with the dog of one of JO's roommates.
• Revolutionary Girl Utena: The Movie
  • JO's otaku rage-gasm when Oancitizen refers to anime as children's cartoons.
  • JO and Oan acting out what it'll be like to live in the castle shown in the movie.
  • "Oh, great. The bronies got him."
  • Akio's "death". That is all.
  • Also, the butterflies and rainbows that appear in front of Jesu and Oan whenever Akio leaps over the front of the car.
  • That scene with the cow and elephants. Or rather, JO's gleeful maniac grin before and after it, and how Kyle reacts to the scene.
  • "So that's the best review I can give to this film. Kyle?" "Piss." "Okay, Thank you very much."
• From his Digimon Tamers retrospective, describing the battle against Vikaralamon as everything going "bloody-hoo crazy!"
  • His various reactions/video reactions to the various ways that Tamers twists the many basic mythos elements.
    • The Metafiction Meter! It blows up first when Takato puts on goggles in order to accord with the tv show in a strange meta twist. The second time is when Ryo shows up, leading to a second self destruct. "I just fixed it, You Bastard!"
  • After Impmon finishes his Deal with the Devil, JO makes an appropriate commentary to the next scene. "Excellent. Now into the pits of hell with you. And here, have a motorcycle."
  • "Would everyone stop feeding the Hell's Angel cat monster thing, please?"
  • The Nightmare Fuel counter deciding Screw This, I'm Outta Here.
  • JO giving a scenario that's "Good News, Bad News" in hindsight; something new that Hypnos has managed something that means that the D-Reaper sees. The bad news? This happens to be able to see the Digidestined while they are Bio-Merged with their partners, and, well, as JO and his snarktitles put it:

JO: This means the whole of Japan can see you BUTT NAKED TAKATO! Snarktitles: A dramatic moment that turns REALLY EMBARRASSING when you think about it more XD

• • "Lying to your parents/children/family! It's a thing now."
  • As she notes how more... deep the bond between Rika and Renamon can be, she often plays over clips with Renamon in the German dub of the show just for the giggles.
• Ergo Proxy: "YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE BLAH SO WE PUT BLAH IN YOUR BLEH SO YOU CAN GUH WHILE YOU ZZZZZ~"
• His live stream playthrough of Path of Radiance, with silly voices for characters. Highlights include Volke as William Shatner, Ike as Funimation!Luffy, Elincia as Naomi, Soren as Super Kami Guru, Oliver as Herbert The Pervert and Sanaki as Eric Cartman.
  • And then there's the Running Gag of Boyd (himself given a 90's Kid voice) being blamed for game crashes and other problems with the stream.
• The end of his vlog about The Avengers, where one of the cats jumps into frame and just... stays there while JO harps at it. Made all the better by the fact that it's not blocking him, and the camera's somehow focusing on both him and it so that a casual glance would lead one to assume it was a Mega Neko out of nowhere.