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My name is James Bond and I love to get plastered
I bang heaps of bitches 'cause I'm a smooth bastard
I tell them I love them, then I fuck off back to London
On my jetpack! That's how I roll.
I need heaps of gadgets 'cause I carry a shit gun
After killing my enemies I like to make shit puns
Like the time I asked a guy who was crushed by a milk truck
"Got milk?" as he died.
Bond: Vodka martini.Bond: Do I look like I give a damn?
Bartender: Shaken or stirred?
Andrew: We're real supervillains now, like...Doctor No!Andrew: I like Timothy Dalton. (Dope Slap) Hey!
Warren: Yes, back when Bond was Connery and movies were decent!
Jonathan: Who even remembers Connery? Roger Moore was smooth.
Warren: You're insane. You're short, and you're insane.