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Main Characters

Captain Culpepper

 Portrayed by: Spencer Tracy

Melville Crump

 Portrayed by: Sid Caesar

  • Butt Monkey
  • Covered in Gunge: He winds up getting covered with paint while in the hardware store.
  • Straight Man: Melville acted this way when trying to divvy up the money between himself and the others, before negotiations broke down.

Monica Crump

 Portrayed by: Edie Adams

J. Russell Finch

 Portrayed by: Milton Berle

Emmaline Marcus-Finch

 Portrayed by: Dorothy Provine

Mrs. Marcus

 Portrayed by: Ethel Merman

Lennie Pike

 Portrayed by: Jonathan Winters

Dingy Bell

 Portrayed by: Mickey Rooney

Benjy Benjamin

 Portrayed by: Buddy Hackett

Otto Meyer

 Portrayed by: Phil Silvers

Col. Algernon Hawthorne

 Portrayed by: Terry-Thomas

Sylvester Marcus

 Portrayed by: Dick Shawn

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