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Jon: Release the Kraken!—Jon's catchphrase.
Jory: So how long should I put it in there for?—The eternal question.
Jory: It's okay to microwave a green pen, 'cause green pens work! It is not okay to microwave a red pen, 'cause, then, it mixes with purple. So what you get is a purple-red pen, which, if you paid attention in school, red is part of purple, which makes it super purple, or redurple!—Jory's diagnosis of the "Pens" experiment.
Jory: I'm not really―the masks! They do nothing!—A summary of the "Two Furbys" experiment.
Riley: The tinfoil shield! It actually worked!!—Riley upon discovering that the tinfoil shield protected their nuts after microwaving an airbag.
Jory: So, you may be wondering: "Is it a good idea to microwave this?"—Jory about to answer the titular question after each experiment.
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