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Kyle: I think it'd be pretty cool not be able to die.

Kenny: "Pretty cool?" Do you know what it feels like to be stabbed, to be shot, decapitated, torn apart, burned, run over?!?

Stan: Kenny, calm down!

Kenny: It's not "pretty cool;" it fucking hurts.
South Park, "Coon vs. Coon and Friends"

Who Wants to Live Forever? Everyone, duh. Unfortunately, a lot of people who actually pull it off find out it's not what it's cracked up to be.

Immortality seems to be one of those things that needs a bunch of Required Secondary Powers not to become a curse. If you're not Nigh Invulnerable, you have an eternity's worth of opportunities to get horribly maimed, and if anyone else finds out that you're immortal, they won't think twice about putting you through things that would (often painfully) kill an ordinary human being, again and again and again. So you can't die; so what? There are plenty of things in the world that can make you wish you were dead. See how much immortality helps when you're buried underground for over a thousand years or crushed to a paste at the bottom of the ocean.

This trope is about what happens when the vaunted promise of immortality backfires in painful and often gruesome fashion. This can range from surviving experiences that aren't meant to be lived through all the way up to cases where something that would ordinarily be decisively fatal instead leave the victim alive, conscious and utterly beyond help or hope. For all eternity.

Sometimes this is done as a punishment. This is rarely a good idea.

A subtrope of Who Wants to Live Forever?. Often comes with Healing Factor to ensure Good Thing You Can Heal comes into play. Compare Age Without Youth, where immortality doesn't cover aging, and Wound That Will Not Heal, where any pain inflicted becomes permanent.

Examples of Immortality Hurts include:


Anime & Manga

  • The Big Bad of Ninja Scroll comes to seriously regret his immortality when he is gutted, covered in molten gold and dropped to the bottom of the sea.
  • This comes up in Mnemosyne-- the immortal protagonist gets put through a lot of pain and suffering. The tagline for its trailers was "It only hurts forever."
  • In Code Geass, C.C suffers several temporary deaths, including-- drumroll, please-- being crushed to a paste at the bottom of the ocean. Fortunately, it all happened offscreen.
    • And that's just during the events of the series; Flash Backs to her past reference quite a few horrific deaths in her past, including the iron maiden, guillotine, and burning at the stake, complete with images of her struggling against the ropes and screaming in pain the whole time.
  • In Yu Yu Hakusho, Kurama traps Elder Toguro in a plant which gives its victims visions of their worst fears while slowly draining the life out of them. Unfortunately for Elder Toguro, his regenerative capabilities surpass the draining capabilities of the plant, so he'll forever live his nightmare of being unable to kill Kurama.
  • Csezlaw Meyer of Baccano. He was tortured by another immortal that he had deeply trusted for at least one hundred years under the pretenses of "testing the limits of immortality". Understandably, at his first opportunity he cut his right hand free to devour his torturer (the only way to kill an immortal, performed by placing your right hand on their head and thinking you want to eat). As if that wasn't enough, devouring absorbs memories, so he has memories of doing all that to himself for a century, along with the knowledge that it was done purely out of sadism.
    • Even after that, it turns out he could still be traumatized further: after he tried to have an entire train car full of innocents killed out of paranoia, Vino decides to dish out some of that special Rail Tracer justice and grind his limbs off on the train tracks until he (Vino) gets bored.
  • In the manga, Blade of the Immortal, the protagonist Manji is cursed with an infestation of "sacred bloodworms" which close and heal any wounds he suffers-- even severed limbs. However, Manji still feels the pain of his injuries, and the series is about his quest to redeem himself for his previous crimes to end the curse.
  • Since they are all already dead and the entire story takes place in the Afterlife, no character in Angel Beats can actually be killed permanently- they just return to "life" within a few hours. But suffering enough damage to kill a living person still hurts a lot.
  • Congratulations to Dragon Ball movie villain Garlic Jr., the only character in the entire franchise to ever obtain perfect immortality. Unfortunately, he has this habit of trying to send his enemies through the Dead Zone when he's pissed off instead of just killing them. Naturally, this typically ends in him getting knocked into his own void courtesy of Gohan. Immortality…truly a Fate Worse Than Death.
  • Hidan from Naruto needs to use a fighting style that includes self-mutilation to maintain his immortality. His partner isn't very sympathetic when he specifically comments on how painful decaptation(and being picked up by the hair afterward) is. Then there is the Fate Worse Than Death Shikamaru comes up with to deal with his immortality (although supplemental material stated he would eventually die from it).
    • But not before he begins to rot while still conscious.
  • Kore wa Zombie Desu ka? has this as an important factor for both the main character and Kyouko. While a zombie, Ayumu can still feel any injury he suffers, his non-Magical Girl power attacks break his body painfully, and he painfully dries out in the sun. Kyouko has stolen dozens of lives and so isn't afraid to die or be horribly maimed in combat, though she does still suffer pain.
    • Perhaps the most clear example of this was when Ayumu used his chainsaw to kill a downed Kyouko repeatedly while she was incapacitated, complete with constant screams of pain. And she was still alive and terrifed afterward.


Collectible Card Games

  • In the Magic: The Gathering book "The Thran" a planeswalker (read:god) is betrayed and captured. They can instantly regenerate any injury, and teleport across dimensions at will. So a drill is inserted into their head, constantly scrambling their brain while they're vivisected.


Comicbooks

  • In Sandman, an immortal man once comments on how it feels to starve when you are unable to die.
    • Although when promptly offered the chance to renounce his immortality, he turns it down, as he has so much to live for. Being immortal, he always has the chance to improve his lot (and indeed, the next time he meets his benefactor, he's pulled himself into high society).
      • The man is Hob Gadling, and the whole point of his first story (besides its reflection on Morpheus's character) is to subvert the Hell out of this trope, because, for all it's suffering life is worth living, and certainly preferable than the alternative. A bit of a weird message in a comic where Death is so nice, but it works very nicely (especially with Gadling's later appearances.
  • Wolverine's near-immortality allowed him through the years to survive many things that would make a normal man beg for death, including multiple injections of molten metal into his bones.
  • In Fables, Goldilocks is immortal as long as she remains a popular character. It leads to a tragicomic scene where she takes an axe to the head, gets shot, hit by a truck, thrown off the cliff into the rive and nibbled on by the fish all the way to the sea (which took over a week of constant drowning and returning to life).
  • Lucifer has a single issue detailing an immortal woman who was cursed with eternal life in Phoenician times for disrespect to the gods. Part of that curse is that her body basically repeats what it was doing when she was cursed, day after day-- and she miscarried a few hours before she was cursed.
  • In Phil Foglio's adaptation of Robert Asprin's Another Fine Myth, the villain Isstvan has suffered through this for (presumably) centuries. The whole plot is set in motion because he's trying to get himself killed. In a bit of a subversion, it's hinted he was crazy even before all this happened to him.
  • Probably what Jhiaxus feels in the IDW Transformers continuity, as it means that bitter former guinea pig Arcee can torture him indefinitely.
  • The biggest downside of the immortality that Vandal Savage possesses is that it prevents him from removing the agonizing intestinal cancer he was suffering from at the time he became immortal. He won't die from it, being immortal, but his life is one of constant pain.


Fan Fiction

  • In Luminosity, the Volturi keep several vampires torn apart until/if they can be convinced to join them. This hurts even more than you would expect, because vampires have an enhanced sense of touch. And perfect memories.
  • The angels in Weightless, and how. First off, they're kept as sex slaves and ridiculously dehumanized; secondly, they have an incredible Healing Factor, meaning that people can do whatever they want to an angel without having to worry about damaging it permanently and often torture them for fun, and they can't even kill themselves to escape it.


Films

 Ernie: Why do you eat people?

Zombie: Not people. Brains.

Ernie: Brains only?

Zombie: Yes.

Ernie: Why?

Zombie: The PAIN!

Ernie: What about the pain?

Zombie: The pain of being DEAD!

Ernie: It hurts... to be dead.

Zombie: I can feel myself rotting.

Ernie: Eating brains... How does that make you feel?

Zombie: It makes the pain go away!

  • Death Becomes Her: Goldie Hawn and Meryl Streep become immortal, but they can still be injured (though it doesn't hurt). They beat each other up a lot. At the end of the film, they're both shattered to pieces but still alive, as the immortality method does nothing about preserving the physical body, just prevent their souls from leaving it.
  • In The Mummy, Imhotep is cursed with immortality specifically so he could suffer And I Must Scream. (Unfortunately, the curse in question transforms him into The Punishment if he is ever released.)
  • In Pirates of the Caribbean, Will's father was stuck at the bottom of the ocean, constantly crushed by the pressure but unable to die.
    • However, it was implied by Barbossa that the pirates don't feel anything - including pain.
  • Highlander contains a scene set sometime during the 17th century in which Connor McLeod shows up to fight a duel while stinking drunk. His opponent swiftly runs him through-- to no effect, since Connor is both immortal and too drunk to pretend otherwise, and simply gets right back up. A montage of Connor getting run through repeatedly ensues, until finally, still drunk, Connor apologizes for his behavior towards his opponent's wife and wanders off none the worse for wear. The other guy's face is priceless.
  • In Men in Black, the character Jack Jeebs has a Healing Factor so powerful he can survive even if the Chunky Salsa Rule is invoked! Though as he remarks after K quite literally blew his head off, "Don't you have any idea how much that stings!" Oh yeah, it sucks to be Jeebs.

  Jeebs: Oh great, right in the piehole! Now nothing's gonna taste right.


Literature

  • In the Belgariad, the gods have no Healing Factor because, being invulnerable, they have no need for it. When Torak finds out the hard way they aren't invulnerable to things more powerful than themselves, he spends the rest of his life in terrible agony from the resulting burn.
    • The immortal archmage Zedar is condemned to eternity sealed in solid rock.
  • The titular artifact of the Ethshar novel The Misenchanted Sword grants its owner eternal life so long as they retain their ownership. However, this portion of the magic has two staggering flaws that the first, and so far only, wielder discovered. First, it doesn't prevent the wielder from aging, and will in fact prevent a natural death. Second, it will only prevent the wielder from dying. It is perfectly alright with letting them be maimed, blinded, or any number of other horrible things that happen when one wields a bloodthirsty sword.
  • Apeshit takes this about as far as it can go. Immortality means surviving everything from splattered brains to being sodomized with a kitchen knife.
  • In Elantris, the Elantrians used to be Physical Gods, but ten years before the book starts they developed an extreme case of this: Every wound they suffer is a Wound That Will Not Heal, eventually driving them insane from the pain. Most don't last a year.


Live-Action TV

  • The immortality of Jack Harkness in Doctor Who and Torchwood. He dies, then simply comes back to life a short while later. Some of his enemies really enjoy killing him, in which case this ends up happening every few minutes or so.
    • In Children of Earth, we get to see him come back from being blown to smithereens -- and it's not pleasant. His body literally grows back layer by layer, and he regains consciousness as soon as his organs are working, but before his skin is fully done healing. He does a lot of screaming that season.
  • Doctor Who revealed in a Wham! Line in the transition from his Tenth to Eleventh form that changing from one Doctor to another hurts, and the pain is infinite -- and that the Doctor really is dying. A whole host of Fridge Horror there.
    • There's quite a bit of Depending on the Writer there. No other Regeneration has ever been treated half as dramatically as the Ten-Eleven shift.
    • While Time Lords have absurdly long lives, they note in the original series that they consider true immortality to be a curse, so much so that they use it as a punishment at one point.
  • Torchwood: Miracle Day (when all of humanity becomes The Ageless) goes into majestically graphic detail about all the potential downsides.
  • In the season 3 finale of Angel, Connor traps Angel in a box and drops the box in the ocean, theoretically for eternity.
    • Also from Angel, in the episode "Hell Bound", there was a ghost who didn't want to got to hell, so he sent other spirits in his place. In the end, he was made corporeal and trapped in (another) box, destined to spend eternity not going to hell, but staring at a brick out the small window.
  • There was an episode of The Twilight Zone where a guy made made a Deal with the Devil to live forever. Getting bored with life over the decades, he eventually amused himself by committing crimes. When he was finally caught and arrested, he got a life sentence. He then pleaded with the devil to die, and the devil granted his wish.
  • In True Blood, the vampires' bodies regenerate when they're injured. While this is generally a pretty good thing, Jessica discovers a nasty side effect. She's a virgin when she gets turned, has sex for the first time in her vampire form, and then discovers that her hymen grows back. After each time. Forever.
    • Russell Edgington experiences the punishment kind; buried alive in concrete while tied up in silver (silver immobilizes vampires and hurts them badly). Also in Bill's trial we learn that the punishment for killing another vampire is to be buried alive in a silver coffin for years.
  • In the Buffy the Vampire Slayer episode "The Zeppo", Xander gets undead sociopath Jack to back down and deactivate his bomb in the school basement by pointing out how immortality won't be any fun when he's blown to bits. The story thankfully didn't dwell on the aspect of Jack and his undead pals being decapitated, crushed, or eaten.
    • Affable villain Mayor Wilkins ended up the one to get Buffy and Angel to seriously consider their relationship when he relates how painful it was to watch his mortal wife grow old and die while he stayed the same.
  • Highlander had an immortal Nazi get chained up and dumped in a river for 60-odd years, coming to life and drowning every few minutes. When he finally gets out, he's a bit peeved.
    • Another adversary was left on a deserted island. After eating everything on it, he starved to death. Then came back. And starved to death again...
    • There was also an immortal who was one of Cleopatra's attendants, and ended up entombed for 2000 years. The likelihood that she repeatedly revived and then died again of asphyxiation‎ in the sealed tomb isn't brought up in the episode, but it would explain her insanity when she got out.
    • And Killian, who, after committing war crimes during WWI, is locked away, and after a few years, completely forgotten. The tribunal who sentenced him were initially going to execute him, but Duncan, the only witness, wanting to keep him from wandering off after his execution, argued he was insane, and thus deserved 'mercy' and life imprisonment instead. (Screw the Masquerade, apparently.) 80 years later, when he eventually gets out, he decides to return the favour.
  • The Big Bad of Volume Two of Heroes has a Healing Factor that makes him immortal. At the end of the season, he is buried alive in a coffin. When the heroes need his help the next season and dig him up, they find him still alive and very, very pissed.


Music

  • In "Xanadu" by Rush, the narrator clearly regrets having become immortal, since now he is trapped in the Pleasure Dome forever, the stars do not change, and he has clearly gone insane.
  • Type O Negative's "Suspended in Dusk" is about a vampire who has been dealing with being unable to be out in daylight or feel "the comfort of a grave" as well as seeing his "loves grow old and wither" over the past 400 years.


Mythology And Religion

  • In Greek mythology, the gods lack full regenerative powers, resulting in lasting injuries.
    • Uranus getting castrated.
    • Hephaestus was left with a permanent limp after getting in the way of his father's Masochism Tango.
    • Prometheus can regenerate, which isn't fun when his liver is torn out of his body every day by a hungry eagle. Also, according to the ancient Greek drama, the manacles that hold him to the rock include a metal spike going through his chest.
      • Unusually for Greek myths, this has a happy ending; Heracles slew the eagle and broke the chains that held him.
    • Chiron the centaur was gifted with immortality, but was forced to renounce it when accidentally shot by Hercules: the arrow, poisoned with the Hydra's bile, caused a unhealing, festering wound, unable to kill the centaur but causing him constant agony.
      • In some version of the myth he was freed when he gave up his immortality in exchange for Prometheus' freedom and was place in the heavens as the constellation Centaurus or Sagittarius.
  • In the book of Revelation, John witnesses a plague of "locusts" (with human faces, women's hair, lion's teeth, and scorpion's tails) that terrorize the unsaved for about half a year; their venom inflicts a pain so severe that the afflicted want to kill themselves, but it also renders them unable to die.
    • More to the point, Hell. Revelation refers to it as the Second Death, but that's because of its finality and totality, not because those cast into the Lake of Fire are annihilated. Far from it. The inhabitants are immortal and not consumed by the flames, but quite capable of being tortured by them.


Videogames

  • In the Touhou project, Fujiwara no Mokou and Kaguya-hime both have resurrective immortality and hate each other's guts, so they spend their time killing each other.
    • The boss fight against Mokou involves killing her over and over and over until she's in too much pain to move any more. The youkai member of each party then tries to convince the human member to rip out Mokou's guts and eat them to gain immortality (or in Yuyuko's case, contemplates doing it herself).
    • On the other hand, Mokou seems to have developed enough pain tolerance that she finds it preferable to continuously freeze or starve to death than to heat her house or gather food.
  • Nessiah of Yggdra Union, Yggdra Unison, and Blaze Union is relatively blase about simply dying--he's been through it so many times that he's gotten used to the pain, and in Yggdra Union and Blaze Union, he dies slowly and painfully several times onscreen, mostly from being skewered or badly beaten. He is extremely not blase about the fact that his real body is slowly beginning to rot. One of Blaze Union's endings has him lose his ability to manifest separately, thus confining him to that decaying body forever. The game tries not to draw too much attention to this. Wonder why.
  • Darth Sion in Knights of the Old Republic II. Making him realize it is the main way to kill him.
  • In The Exiled Prince, from the Dark Parables saga, this is the Curse upon The Frog Prince. He remains young and handsome while his princess grows old and dies. And then he turns back into a frog, and stays one until he meets his second wife. And then he goes through the same thing with her, and then his third wife, and then his fourth.


Webcomics

  • In El Goonish Shive, Nanase can create a "fairy doll" proxy body. She doesn't die if the doll is destroyed and can instantly create a new one. She does, however, feel all the pain. At one point, she needs to distract a villain from killing her girlfriend before help arrives. She uses the spell, only for the doll to be destroyed. Again and again...
  • The demon Azuu of Elijah and Azuu says this verbatim after suffering a particularly painful assault from his girlfriend, in a direct reference to Jackie Chan Adventures (see below).


Western Animation

  Finn: Immortality hurts...

    • Also of note is that he had just traded the Healing talisman to one of his teammates because he thought having Healing and Immortality was redundant-- not realizing that the Immortality talisman doesn't include healing.
  • The Robot Chicken short "Jesus and the Argonauts" has Jesus leading half of the Argonauts on adventures and getting them killed while fighting monsters due to his pacifist ways. Whenever he gets killed, cue angelic choir and pillar of light, and he's back on his feet again. At the end, he gets clubbed into the ground by a cyclops, resurrects, and gets clubbed ad-infinitum.

 Jesus: Dad dammit!


Puppet Shows

  • Captain Scarlet, a Mysteron body double who regained his identity after falling off a building, is indestructible because his body will regenerate after being killed, but that apparently doesn't make death any less painful for him. Which may explain why he seems so grumpy all the time.
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