The Loop (TV)
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Need to protect a character from dying? It's easy! Just:
- Make them a main character.
- Make them more popular than the main character.
- Make them the main character's love interest or best friend (with plenty of Character Development to keep you out of the crisper).
- Train them in Super Not-Drowning Skills.
- Refer to them to indicate that they're alive off-screen without appearing on-screen.
- Give them the superpower of biological invincibility.
- Send them on a trip longer than their life-span.
- Give them a Pocket Protector.
- Put them in an elaborate killing-machine, unsupervised.
- Put them in the Plot Device Witness Protection Program.
- Inflict lethal injuries when the plot doesn't call for death.
- Have rules against upsetting the Balance Between Good and Evil.
- Ensure that the opposing sides never actually come to blows.
- Make the other characters perfectly satisfied they're dead.
- Honorably discharge them from the cast with a possibility they could return.
- Allow the villain to indulge at having the perfect opportunity to kill them.
- Rewrite the show to make it safer/ lower the target audience age.
- Have their true love kiss them.
- Make them a baby or a dog.
- Unless the latter is in a work after the Newbery Medal.
- Put them through a situation that would surely kill them without showing them dead.
- Make them a talented or popular villain.
- Invite their arch rival to their battle with someone else.
- Comply with censors.
- Don't let anyone find their body.
- Wound them during a critical, dramatic, action-packed fight scene.
- Freeze them.
- Make them an incredibly cool hero with injuries that should be fatal.
- Make them too powerful to be killed.
- Have them get captured by an egotistical villain with a flair for the dramatic.
- Remind The Hero that If You Kill Him You Will Be Just Like Him.
- Imprison whoever makes people die.
- Cast them in a Disney movie. (So long as you don't make them one of the parents of the very young protagonist.)
- Diagnose them with a fatal illness.
- Give them artificial respiration.
- Make The Hero defeat them in a duel, preferably on top of a building.
- Have them ask any killer to Get It Over With.
- Take the body to the morgue.
- Leave behind a decoy and escape.
- Make it very clear no one could have survived that.
- Use Time Travel to go back in time and make it look like they died, but really didn't.
- Literally cheat: Knock over one of His playing pieces, then reset the board while He isn't looking.
- Have Death take someone more expendable instead.
- Have them make a few "friends" on the writing staff despite the fanbase wishing to see the character stabbed to death with numerous sharp pointies.
- Make a new toy for them.
- Do not give them any stats.
- But, really, if you ever feel like it, just bring them back from the dead. However you like.
- Most importantly, make sure no one important in making the show wants you dead for no good reason.
- And if you can't follow this list, take everyone else down with you.
- Remember unless it is directly before the credits Never Ever have sex.
- Simply curse them with immortality.
But really, Who Wants to Live Forever?
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