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The Holy Haloâ„¢ will make your enemies cower in fear, the oppressed masses rise up with hope (and church donations!), and provide a handy night light for reading.
The best part? You don't have to be a saint to wear one! That's right! All you need are energy powers, mechanical or cyborg components, or a coat with space for a portable battery pack (sold separately). So indulge in a little vice now and then, you've earned it!
- ↑ (Or Dark, we don't judge, and neither does your money!)