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Here is a listing of the characters featured in the Warner Bros series Histeria! Some of them pretty much personify some of their tropes.


Hosts

Father Time

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 "The year, ____________. The place, _____________."

The host of the show, who knows historical dates down to the second and wear watches from his shoulder to his wrist. Voiced by Frank Welker.


  • Mad Libs Catchphrase: The above quote. Sometimes he switches it and says "the place..." first.
  • Mister Exposition
  • Shout-Out: Possibly unintentional, but he does resemble Maestro from thee french series Once Upon Time Man; both characters are wise, long beared old men who appearently are omnipresent through the ages to narrate in their series.

Big Fat Baby

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Father Time's sidekick, and the reason why Histeria! was considered a Gross-Out Show. He is an egg-shaped parody of Baby New Year with a nasty habit of crapping his diaper. Voiced by Luke Ruegger.


  • Fartillery: The Kid Chorus uses him as this in "Big Fat Baby Theatre".
  • Infant Immortality: Seriously, look at what he can survive in The History of Poland sketch.
  • Running Gag: The kids request help changing Big Fat Baby's diaper, claiming the last time he had a clean diaper was before something that happened a long time ago.

Miss Information

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 "We're walkin', we're walkin' we're readin' the wiki page!"

A ditzy but attractive tour guide who is always making mistakes with the information she gives out. Voiced by Laraine Newman.


World's Oldest Woman

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 "I dated the missing link, let me tell you, you didn't miss much."


The Kid Chorus

Loud Kiddington

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QUIET!!! THIS IS A LIBRARY!

 "WHATTA GROUCH!!"

A mischievous brown-haired boy who likes to make his statements clear by shouting them in the loudest volume possible. Voiced by Cody Ruegger.


Froggo

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 "Can ya loan me a quart of motor oil and nine feet of chain link fence?"

A short blonde kid so named for his deep, frog-like voice. Voiced by Nathan Ruegger.


Charity Bazaar

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 "I'm not happy."

A melancholy blonde girl who almost always seem to be in a glum mood (except when singing).


Aka Pella

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 "What's the dilly-o with that?!"


Pepper Mills

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 "Hey, you're not Scooby Doo! Gypola!"

A hyperactive red-haired teenager who is constantly bugging people for their autographs. Voiced by Tress MacNeille.


Toast

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 "Ask me if I care."

A sunburned teenager who never seems to have a clue about what's going on around him, and never has any interest in the things his guest stars talk about. Voiced by Tress MacNeille.


Cho-Cho

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 "Hi mistah! Wanna buy a magazine?"

An obsessive Asian salesgirl who refuses to leave her customers alone till they have bought something from her. She is almost always accompanied by Lucky Bob. Voiced by Tress MacNeille.


Lucky Bob

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 "Yeth now!"

Cho-Cho's slow-witted sidekick who likes quoting Ed McMahon. Voiced by Jeff Bennett.


Pule Houser

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 "Owww!"


Susanna Susquahanna

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 "We're foretht thervice thurveyors, thurveying the forethtth and ecothythtemth for thothiety."

A Native American girl with a huge gap between her front teeth, which gives her great difficulty in pronouncing even her own name correctly. Voiced by Tress MacNeille.


Other Main Characters

Mr. Smartypants

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The smartest man in the world, but also so incredibly shy that he wears really tall pants with which to partially cover his face. Voiced by Rob Paulsen.


Fetch

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Loud Kiddington's pet dog who is so named for his love of fetching round objects. Voiced by Frank Welker.


Chit Chatterson

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An egotistical salesman with some sanity issues. Voiced by Billy West.


Bill Straitman

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Sammy Melman

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A smarmy network executive. Voiced by Rob Paulsen.


Lydia Karaoke

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The resident network censor who sometimes objects to whatever antics the rest of the cast gets up to. Voiced by Nora Dunn.


  • Designated Villain: She's pretty much the closest the Histerians have to a recurring antagonist.
    • Butt Monkey: Sometimes, she gets the worst treatment out of all the characters (particularly when she gets blasted by torpedos and discovers the real reason why "Damn the torpedos" is an appropriate phrase, despite containing a word that's considered taboo on American children's TV). The treatment is justified as, in most of Steven Spielberg's cartoons, network censors (along with studio executives) are Acceptable Targets to mock and make into villains.
  • Go-Karting with Bowser: The fact that she's the network censor doesn't stop her from occasionally taking part in the sketches.
  • Hey, It's That Voice!: Lydia Karaoke is voiced by Nora Dunn (a mid-1980s cast member of Saturday Night Live who was fired after season 15 [the 1989-1990 season] due to her boycotting an episode hosted by shock comedian Andrew "Dice" Clay)
  • Media Watchdog
  • Moral Guardians
  • Political Correctness Gone Mad
  • Think of the Censors: The rest of the cast doesn't, but her appearances on the show have much the same effect.

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Nostradamus

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Molly Pitcher

Molly Pitcher was a woman who supposedly carried water to cannon crews during the American Revolutionary War. It's said that when her husband, one of the cannon crewmen, was wounded during the Battle of Monmouth, she took his place at the guns. Now, she tends to show up whenever anyone in the series needs or talks about water (It's either her or Montezuma, and you don't want that!).

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