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  • Just about everything said by Phil Ken Sebben, but this conversation from "Shoyu Weenie" is probably the best, as Phil tries to get Harvey to do a "trust fall":

 Phil: Good. Now, close your eyes and fall back. I'm right behind you.

(Harvey looks behind him to see the open window of his top-floor office, and Phil directly to the right.)

Harvey: When I was in high school, we did a "trust fall" in aerobics class and dropped the first girl.

Phil: That's it. Let me cradle you.

Harvey: She landed flat on her back.

Phil: Did you ever know that...you're my hero?

Harvey: And then everyone made fun of her because she was fat.

Phil: FALL, YOU BASTARD!

    • And then Phil walks out the window.
      • "Hey lady, I need a yank."
        • HA HA! Dislocation.
  • The episode "The Devlin Made Me Do It", through and through, comedy gold. Especially Devlin's constant crashes and amusing injuries.
    • Also of note, the And Knowing Is Half the Battle message on one of Devlin's tapes that Harvey was using for evidence is ruined by Deviln himself pointing out how riding without a helmet(the exact thing the PSA is trying to tell kids not to do) is cool, talking about using a condom and hitting on the young girl in the video.... which leads to Harvey frantically trying to stop the tape while blocking the screen.
    • Devlin's how-to tapes, culminating with "How to Jump Over a Ravine On a Bicycle Comma Bobby".
  • "Peanut Puberty" gives another great Phil moment during his obedience training with Doggie Daddy; one of the last scenes shown is Phil humping Doggie for no reason, while Doggie looks away disinterested. Complete with squeaking noises.

  Phil: I'M THE ALPHA MALE! I AM THE ALPHA MALE!

  • "SPF" in its entirety.
    • Especially at the intervention, where everyone is seen to have their own addiction.

  Phil(With like 30 cigarettes stuffed in his mouth): WHO'S STRONGER, BIRDMAN?! THE ADDICTION OR YOU?! HA HA! Did that one go out? The one on the edge?

  • "I'M SORRY, I CAN'T HEAR YOU! I ONLY HAVE THE ONE EYE!"
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