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- Harold and Kumar get high and walk out the front door of their apartment:
Harold: Hey, we forgot our phones, should we go get them?
(Kumar looks back down the hall and sees they are literally thirty feet away from their room)
Kumar:...Nah, we've come too far.
- That random fast food worker. "LETS BURN THIS MOTHERFUCKER DOWN!"
- The following:
Kumar: Dad come on I was just-
Kumar's Dad: Daddy is not coming on anything!