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 Harold: Did Doogie Howser just steal my fucking car?

Kumar: Ah...yes.



  • Harold and Kumar get high and walk out the front door of their apartment:

 Harold: Hey, we forgot our phones, should we go get them?

(Kumar looks back down the hall and sees they are literally thirty feet away from their room)

Kumar:...Nah, we've come too far.

 Kumar: Dad come on I was just-

Kumar's Dad: Daddy is not coming on anything!

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