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Guybrush: You're about as fearsome as a doorstop.

Murray: ...Is it a really evil-looking doorstop?

Guybrush: Uh, never mind.
I would like to submit that [A]Eon the Terrible is not very good at being terrible.
Mike Fireball in his review of Rudolph's Shiny New Year

Ganon: Now how am I gonna get back at that jerk for everything he's done to me? Hmm, I could always kidnap the princess... nah, been there, done that. I could just go and kill him, but that wouldn't be evil enough... No, I must do something so utterly evil, he'll be all like, "Whoa dude, that was like totally evil!" I got it! I'll go punch him in the nose! That'll show him!

Bit: That's gotta be the worst idea I've ever heard!
"When it comes to havoc, nobody wreaks like me!"
Dr. Heinz Doofensmirtz, Phineas and Ferb
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