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Guybrush: You're about as fearsome as a doorstop.Guybrush: Uh, never mind.
Murray: ...Is it a really evil-looking doorstop?
I would like to submit that [A]Eon the Terrible is not very good at being terrible.—Mike Fireball in his review of Rudolph's Shiny New Year
Ganon: Now how am I gonna get back at that jerk for everything he's done to me? Hmm, I could always kidnap the princess... nah, been there, done that. I could just go and kill him, but that wouldn't be evil enough... No, I must do something so utterly evil, he'll be all like, "Whoa dude, that was like totally evil!" I got it! I'll go punch him in the nose! That'll show him!Bit: That's gotta be the worst idea I've ever heard!