watch 01:21 The Loop (TV) Do you like this video? YMMV • Radar • Quotes • (Funny • Heartwarming • Awesome) • Fridge • Characters • Fanfic Recs • Nightmare Fuel • Shout Out • Plot • Tear Jerker • Headscratchers • Trivia • WMG • Recap • Ho Yay • Image Links • Memes • Haiku • Laconic • Source • Setting Glasses, a crowbar And a PhD that he Never gets to use. —Tacitus Quiet protagonist I can see what you did there Checking out her ass. —X-File Headcrabs everywhere The only solution here Crowbar them to death. —KingSonnDeeDoo Plot for Half-Life 2 Written with many haikus Warning of SpoilersSeven hour warHumanity has fallenFreeman is our hopeA red letter dayBoarding Nova Prospekt trainFreeman has returnedGet to Kleiner's labHousing complex is raidedMiscount detectedGet help from AlyxDecision to leave the cityTeleport testingTeleport gone wrongCivil Protection aboundHere is your crowbarTrainyard to canalsCombine in over their headsGordon cuts a swathAirboat for transportResistance is mounting fastHunter Chopper downSafety finallyMade it to Black Mesa EastFreeman gets The GunCombine sneak attackTunnel collapse cuts you offGo through RavenholmZombies are comingOnce more, Gordon cuts a swath"To the mine, brother!"Ascending from hellDodge the snipers and soldiersWinston has gone downCatching a breatherAlyx relays the bad newsEli was capturedTake the dune buggyStation Six to Lighthouse PointFreeman is comingHighway SeventeenBarricades and ambushesBreak through to freedomPin guard to billboardShut down the force field powerClimb under the bridgeArrive at LighthouseRepel the the Combine attackEnter the SandtrapsStay off of the sandVibrations drive them crazyAntlion Guard fightFinish off the GuardVortigaunt gets pheremonesYou control the bugsStorming the prisonInfiltrate Nova ProspektAntlions distractMeet up with AlyxStand-offs with auto-turretsLocate Eli's podFind Doctor MossmanConfront her and recruit herPrepare teleportMossman betrays youEli is taken with herEscape just in timeAppear in the labYou have been gone for a weekFighting in the streetsInto the firefightRally the rebels to youFollow the FreemanSnipers all overShort sprints into the buildingSay hi to BarneyKill all the snipersBring down the suppression gunEnter the StridersFreeman has triumphedD0G opens the way insideThe Freeman descendsRide in on a podSecurity malfunctionThe Gun becomes DeathBlast through the soldiersGordon is unstoppableTake a pod upwardsCaptured by CombineBreen gloats over his captivesMossman threatens himBreen panics and firesThe Gun destroys your prisonThe duo gives chaseInterrupt a callBreen flees and leaves you The GunToo stupid to liveClimb the reactorDestroy vital componentsBreen is defeated"Great job there Gordon!We have to get out of hereMaybe we still have-""Time, Doctor Freeman?" G-Man puts you in stasis Rest until next time —dystopianScion “We’ll see about that,” Says the man with the brief case. Vortigaunts are cool.Crowbar always pwnsVarious parasiticZombifying crabs.Grandchildren, he wants. You’re busy fighting Combine. Too bad he dies first. —bespectacled Retrieved from "https://allthetropes.fandom.com/wiki/Half-Life_(series)/Haiku?oldid=480518" Categories: Work Half-Life Haiku Half-Life (series) Community content is available under CC-BY-SA unless otherwise noted.