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"Young men have funny ideas of what asari are like. I blame the extranet - and computer games."
Ashley Williams, the same game

"I will date the girl from Venus

Flowers die, and so will I.

I will kiss the girl from Venus

For Science!!

I'm so brave, I'm so brave

I'll be her love slave!"

"Step into my transporter

So I can teleport ya

All around my heavenly body!"
Jamiroquai, "Space Cowboy"

"These alien chicks reproduce with spores

So I go where no MC has gone before"
—MC Lars, "Space Game"
"We have failed to uphold Brannigan's Law. However, I did make it with a hot alien babe. And in the end, is that not what man has dreamt of since first he looked up at the stars?"
Zapp Brannigan, Futurama
"Blimey, fish from space have never been so...buxom."
The Doctor, Doctor Who

Bob: "Duh... Duh... Duh.... YOU'RE A GURL!"

Princess Voluptua: "Ah, and I see you've established yourself with the planet's intelligentsia."

Ahem: "Hey, don't go knocking Bob. He's cool!"

Princess Voluptua: "Wait a centon,,, Jean, you're a human female?"

Jean Poule: "Yes, I am. So?"

Princess Voluptua: "Smegging Shazbots! That means I've been setting the proportions wrong on my shapeshifter unit all this time!"

Jean Poule: "WHAT?!"

Bob: "Hm. This is going poorly..."
You know, sometimes I wish I did a little more with my life instead of hanging out in front of places selling weed and shit. Like, maybe be an animal doctor. Why not me? I like seals and shit. Or maybe an astronaut. Yeah. Like, be the first motherfucker to see a new galaxy, or find a new alien lifeform... and fuck it. And people'd be like, "There he goes. Homeboy fucked a Martian once."
Jay, Clerks II
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