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"Step into my transporterAll around my heavenly body!"
So I can teleport ya
—Jamiroquai, "Space Cowboy"
"These alien chicks reproduce with sporesSo I go where no MC has gone before"
—MC Lars, "Space Game"
"We have failed to uphold Brannigan's Law. However, I did make it with a hot alien babe. And in the end, is that not what man has dreamt of since first he looked up at the stars?"—Zapp Brannigan, Futurama
"Blimey, fish from space have never been so...buxom."—The Doctor, Doctor Who
Bob: "Duh... Duh... Duh.... YOU'RE A GURL!"Ahem: "Hey, don't go knocking Bob. He's cool!"
Princess Voluptua: "Ah, and I see you've established yourself with the planet's intelligentsia."
Princess Voluptua: "Wait a centon,,, Jean, you're a human female?"Bob: "Hm. This is going poorly..."
Jean Poule: "Yes, I am. So?"
Princess Voluptua: "Smegging Shazbots! That means I've been setting the proportions wrong on my shapeshifter unit all this time!"
Jean Poule: "WHAT?!"
You know, sometimes I wish I did a little more with my life instead of hanging out in front of places selling weed and shit. Like, maybe be an animal doctor. Why not me? I like seals and shit. Or maybe an astronaut. Yeah. Like, be the first motherfucker to see a new galaxy, or find a new alien lifeform... and fuck it. And people'd be like, "There he goes. Homeboy fucked a Martian once."—Jay, Clerks II