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"Waitwaitwait! So Tom Paris not only flies the ship, the most important shuttle missions, is the field medic/assistant to the Doctor, has 24th century lockpicking ability... He's also a commando. Oh and let's not forget, he once designed an engine that went to infinity. And this is the guy Starfleet doesn't want heh?"
Kyle: Goddammit, Cartman! You can't keep making up new powers!Cartman: I have the power to have all the powers I want.
Stan: Yeah dude, that's like the fifth power you've come up with!
Cartman: I am Bulrog and I have lots and lots of powers.
Kyle: No asshole! From now on you only get to have ONE power! So what is it?!
—South Park, "Good Times with Weapons"