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Girls with Slingshots is a Mundane Fantastic webcomic by Danielle Corsetto about the lives of Hazel and Jamie, their talking cacti, and their friends. The strip takes a lot of its humor from switching the standard gender arrangement of common sex comedy tropes.

The name appears to come from a rather strong drink.


This webcomic contains examples of:

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 Hazel: I'm a high-functioning drunk, Clarice. You know that.

Clarice: Yeah, but I've been counting bottles and you've crossed your faux-sober threshold.

Hazel: Eight? Holy shit, I leveled up!

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 Maureen: Jamie, your breasts are...legendary.

Jamie: You can say it twice. I consider them each a separate legend.

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  • Camp Gay: Darren, all the way, with a heaping helping of Have I Mentioned I Am Gay?. The rest of the gay cast are, by comparison, Straight Gay.
  • The Casanova: Zach, who is arguably a trope subversion as he considers the three hundred women whom he has serviced as a gift to the community. Prior to hooking up with Hazel, he gave virgins a good first time and helped service the elderly to make them feel loved again.
  • Cast of Snowflakes: A variety of female (and male) characters with simple but wildly varying body shapes and faces. Even when they dress up as each other for Halloween, it's still possible to tell which character is which.
  • Cats Are Mean: Discussed and then subverted.
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 Hazel: Cats only have two emotions - "feed me" and "fuck you."

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 Hazel: ... But I asked twenty people the first word they thought of when they think of you, and all of them said "boobs". Even Your Mom, who added that the second word she thinks of is "boobs".

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