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I live by syllogisms: God is love. Love is blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God. I don't know what I'd believe in if it wasn't for that.

Also called the Politician's Syllogism or Equivocation.

A standard three-step syllogism uses three terms -- the things that are being linked by the line of reasoning. If A, then B. If B, then C. Therefore if A, then C. The fallacy of four terms occurs when, exactly like it says four terms are used instead of three. In most cases, a single term (B) is used two (or more) times, in differing contexts with different meanings; and yet the argument treats the two usages as exactly the same, since the same term was used.

It's best explained by this example from Land of the Blind.

 A dry crust of bread is better than nothing

Nothing is better than eternal happiness.

Therefore, a dry crust of bread is better than eternal happiness.

This uses two different meanings of the word "nothing." The first line uses "nothing" to mean "a lack of food", while the second line uses "nothing" as "no such thing exists."

Examples of Four Terms Fallacy include:

Live-Action TV

  • The Stephen Colbert quote at the top of the page is an example of such a fallacy, with a dash of Converse Error for flavor.
  • An episode of Yes Minister called this by name, as "The Politician's Syllogism", specifically the form: "Something must be done. This is something. Therefore we must do this." The two different meanings of "something": "A solution to this problem" and "A thing" are mixed and said to be the same.

Theatre

 The opposite of left is right,

The opposite of right is wrong,

So anyone who's Left is wrong -- right?

  Why, if thou never wast at court, thou never sawest good manners; if thou never sawest good manners, then thy manners must be wicked; and wickedness is sin, and sin is damnation. Thou art in a parlous state, shepherd.

Webcomics

  • In this Order of the Stick, the Empress is committing the Four Terms fallacy by using "grown larger" in two different senses: Dragons that are more powerful have grown larger (as a result of age), so she thinks that if she grows larger (by eating more and getting fat) that she will also be more powerful. That's not the only fallacy involved in her reasoning, either.

Western Animation

  • The Heys in The Tick worship Nothing, as outlined in translation from their Pokémon-Speak: "Nothing lasts forever. Nothing is worth fighting for."

Real Life

  • In a museum, an employee sees a patron tapping on one of the replicas with his fist.

 Employee: Sir, please don't touch that.

Patron: But it's a replica, isn't it?

Employee: Yes, it is, but we still ask for you not to touch it.

Patron: Well, it's not under a glass case, which means it's not valuable. I have every right to touch it.

Employer: No, actually-

Patron: Yes, if I see something that's not cased, it means I can touch it, AND I WILL TOUCH IT!

  The four terms fallacy here are 1: "it is not in a glass case" 2: "I can (am physically able to) touch it", 3: "I can (am permitted to) touch it" and 4: "I will touch it". If 1 is true, then 2 is true; if 3 is true, then 4 is true. What's missing is the necessary step establishing either that 2 and 3 are the same (they aren't), or, that if 2 is true, 3 is true as well (it isn't).

  • There's an old joke revolving around the word nothing, similar to the example above, where a bar patron turns down a beer from the bartender because "nothing is better than a cold drink".
    • Garfield has a similar philosophy. "If nobody is perfect, I must be nobody."
    • Similarly, Anadin pain pills used to be marketed with the slogan "Nothing acts faster than Anadin", prompting the zinger "So take nothing - it's cheaper".
  • The most famous version is probably this:

 All the world loves a lover

I love you, therefore I am a lover

You are all the world to me, therefore you love me
 

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