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  • Admit it, you wanted to laugh too when Lt. Dan is practically challenging God to strike down their shrimp boat during the hurricane.

  Lt. Dan: You. Will. NEVER. Sink. This. BOAT!!! MAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

  • While Forrest's football team is at the White House to meet President John F Kennedy, Forrest drinks over a dozen bottles of Dr. Pepper. When the time comes to shake the president's hand...

 JFK: Congradulations, how does it feel to shake the president's hand?

Forrest: I gotta pee. (Quickly runs off to use the bathroom.)

JFK: I believe he said he had to go pee!

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