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Reinforced nanosteel-mythril composite bulkhead doors not holding your enemies? Do they somehow free themselves from being suspended over a shark pool? Does burying them in a pit in the middle of the Sahara and pouring in cement only get them out of your hair for a fortnight? Well worry no more! With Trope Co® new and improved Force Field Door™, you too can enjoy the peace of mind an invisible, intangible barrier can provide!
Because WE know that YOU have diverse needs, Trope Co® offers a variety of models, including:
- Ray Shields
- Rune Barriers
- And deluxe Force Cage, which surrounds your
prisoner"Guest" with forcefields on all sides!
Don't delay, order now! Operators are standing by!
Disclaimer: Trope Co® and it's security subsidiary are not liable for misuse of Force Field Door™ technology if it is tampered with. We do not guarantee imprisonment for Class 3+ Super Beings. Reports indicate massive energy discharges may pierce the door. Destroying the generator has been known to cause the door to "switch off", releasing the occupant. Placing the generator next to the door has been known to increase the incidence of Force Field Door™ being switched off. Shooting the control panel for the door has been known to release the occupant.