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Once this is over, we should really have angry sex.—Bella to Dean, Supernatural
Batman: The real Batman never talked to you much, did he? That's probably why you were so fixated on him.Joker: I'm not hearing this...
Joker: Don't play psychoanalyst with me, boy!
Batman: Oh, I don't need a degree to figure you out. The real reason you kept coming back was you never got a laugh out of the old man.
The Joker: Oh, you. You just couldn't let me go, could you? This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object. You are truly incorruptible, aren't you? Huh? You won't kill me out of some misplaced sense of self-righteousness. And I won't kill you because you're just too much fun. I think you and I are destined to do this forever.The Joker: Maybe we can share one. You know, they'll be doubling up, the rate this city's inhabitants are losing their minds.
Batman: You'll be in a padded cell forever.
Batman: All I've ever wanted to do is kill him. A day doesn't go by I don't think about subjecting him to every horrendous torture he's dealt out to others and them end him.Joker: Awwww. So you do think about me.
I don't know whether to fuck you or fuck you up!
The Dib? The Dib! I don't care how delicious he is, he is evil!—Zim, Invader Zim
Who's that there? You're security post? One-eye? Forget you, Vanderbeam, that's a guy I could learn to hate. I already hate him so much I'm gonna ask him to hate-marry me.—Therin Zarde, Starslip
HE'S MINE! HE ALWAYS HAS BEEN!—Randy Orton on Kofi Kingston, WWE Raw December 7th 2009
What, you just realized your hero was closer to you than anyone else? Come on. That's not a post-career discovery, that's Villainy 101!—K, Antagonist
I used to fuck guys like you in prison!—Jimmy, Road House
There's a strange exhilirationIn such total detestation!
—Wicked, "What Is This Feeling?"
I'll admit in the past I've fantasized about waking up with Will's head on the pillow next to me, except now I picture it attached to the rest of his body.—Sue Sylevester, Glee
Guys, not only is this monster destroying the city, he's coming onto us!—Jason, Truncated Power Rangers
Heatwave:Flash was creative. He'd have run circles around us, spinning away our oxygenWeather Wizard: (wipes away tears) I promised myself I wouldn't cry!
Weather Wizard: Ha! All you do is punch and kick like a child throwing a tantrum!
Captain Cold: The old Scarlet Speedster would vibrate his molecules right outta that bronze.
Weather Wizard: With a smile and an "Aw, shucks" that just made you wanna... rip him to shreds, you know?
Heatwave: Is that-?
Captain Cold: He's back!
—Batman the Brave And The Bold, "Requiem for a Scarlet Speedster!"
Dr. Orpheus: Oh, it must be dreamy to have a costumed nemesis. Chasing you... wringing his gloved hands in concern of your every move...Dr. Orpheus: It just seems so romantic.
Dr. Venture: You're kidding, right?
—The Venture Brothers, "Tag Sale - You're It!"
You're mine. Don't even bother resisting; you'll only make it worse, and that could be painful.—Megatron to Starscream, Transformers
It should be noted that in troll language, the word for friend is exactly the same as the word for enemy.—Andrew Hussie, Homestuck
It is a curious subject of observation and inquiry, whether hatred and love be not the same thing at bottom. Each, in its utmost development, supposes a high degree of intimacy and heart-knowledge; each renders one individual dependent for the food of his affections and spiritual fife upon another: each leaves the passionate lover, or the no less passionate hater, forlorn and desolate by the withdrawal of his subject.
David Bowie and Mick Jagger they do.
Rick: Oh, so you've been going through my Y-fronts have you, Vyvyan? I suppose you fancy me, is that it?Vyvyan: Oh! Did I say kiss you on the bottom? I'm very sorry, what I meant was, stick a pickaxe through your spinal column!
Vyvyan: (pause) Yes! As a matter of fact I do, Rick. I really really fancy you, and I want to give you a big girly kiss on the bottom!
Rick: Urgh, Mike, Vyvyan's gone all funny! He says he wants to kiss my bottom!
Who will be your pretty little enemy?
When I'm gone your world will prove empty
I promise, you will always remember me.
Could it be that you need me to keep you out, to run you fasterSay that we'll be nemeses.
Promise me you'll let me be the one
The worst of all your enemies
Pretending you're a friend to me
—"Nemeses" by Jonathan Coulton
You and I go backHow 'bout less psychosis, more romancin'?
As far as I can remember
When you swore you'd take the world over
And I did think you're crazy
But also you did look hot in leather
—"Then Again, Maybe Not" by Kirby Krackle
I see you've found my trophy room, Dalton. The only thing missing... is your ass.—Brad Wesley, Road House
Then I shall answer you with unforgiving hate, and unrelenting love!—Nyarlathotep, Demonbane
Helen: Hate and love are not so very different things. Both are focused upon another. Both are intense. Both are passionate.Harry: And there's not much difference between "kiss" and "kill". If you only look at the letters.
The word "rival" is read as homo. It means getting along so well that people will misunderstand it as homo.—Urabu Shizuru, Fujimura-kun Mates