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  • From the first film, Fletch encounters the sexy Gail wearing nothing but a towel.

 Fletch: Can I borrow your towel? My car hit a water buffalo.

  • Pretty much anytime Fletch opens his mouth EVER. He has such great one-liners.
  • MoooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooon river!
  • Posing as a bureaucrat in an exec's office and being offered coffee.

 Secretary: Sugar, Mr. Poon?

Fletch: No. No. Never.

  • His roller-skating-swami getup.
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