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During the 2011-2012 "Christmas" Bloodbath, in Christmas-ish Chit Chat Thread 9 a great war started between the Hetalia Fandomly and the resident Complete Monster - Steve. A second and third war broke out in the Christmas-ish Chit Chat Thread 10 (page 20) and 11 (page 37) respectively. A link to an entire summary of the first half of Steve War 3 can be found here (includes storytelling)!

Due to some Fandom Dissonance on the "Steves" abilities and limits, some rules have been made on future Steves' weaknesses and abilities.

  • Forehead is his weakness. He can be hit anywhere else on the body, but if it's not the forehead, he can't be stopped. But not weaksauce attacks at it, like flicking his forehead. He needs a good stab with a knife, bullet shot, or stupefy to the head.
  • Much like with anons, there's more than one Steve. They just all happen to look alike (unless anyone wants to invoke the Steve!birds and such). We just can't tell them apart otherwise. Also, assume that even when we have only one person playing Steve, it's still a Steve army you're fighting.
  • Cause they're smart aliens with advance tech, the Steves always have a way of communicating to each other even when we can't see them do it. So it justifies why a Steve may know so much about our fandom, even if that Steve wasn't there to find it out.
  • As with possession, he does it with alien tech. So you need to have been kidnapped before you can be first possessed by Steve (and those of you who do decide to be possessed, please try to do this decently, thanks~). The power of Friendship or Love may help to get the person to fight the possession, but there are other ways to break possession. However using the power of friendship or love on the Steves themselves will not damage them.
  • Due to votes, the eating people thing is still on (there were more people okay with it than not). However, can we have the Steves be mindful that some people do get squicked by it, so don't nom on anyone unless you're SURE they're okay with it. The threat of it in general though, is completely fine to be used on anyone.
Tropes used in Fandomly Steve Wars include:

Tropes Specific to Steve War I

Battle of the Bulge

 Tina: Steve, you realize that your currently inside an Australian body right? Australian. Huh. Funny that.

Do you know the natural rival of the Australian?

It's the New Zealander...

 Talon: The fans who are leaving.

They're not going to sleep.

They didn't want to leave.

Steve got to them.

And he was typing for them to throw us off.

 Tina: A Final Message From The General - Hi Steve. Remember me?I tried. I really tried to explain how this would end.But you wouldn't listen, would you? You know, at some point, a small part of me actually respected your power. But you went too far... much too far when you started attacking my family. Emma was the last straw. You overestimated yourself once again Steve, and now you pay the price. Your human failings... your human nature, which you tried so hard to deny, is what destroyed you. Mere words, Steve. Nothing but words. But you see Steve, emotions are strong in a human. Theya re some of the strongest compulsions, and because you blindly blundered into a human body ignoring the information, you lost. You will always lose. It doesn't matter how many times you come back. We will keep on knowcking you back down again. Because there is things that you lack. Emma has love. She has emotions. She has a family. And now... now Steve, what do you have? Huh?

Nothing. Nothing at all.

With Love,

From General TinaBanina96

Battle of the Eye Scream

  • An Axe to Grind: Yaoiforthelulz, after breaking her nailbat, and Manicpixiedust.
  • Baleful Polymorph: Appears to a possible side-effect of Steve turning someone into his mind slave.
  • Bare-Fisted Monk: Taka puts her skills to good use against Steve.
  • Cats Are Magic: The reason why Steve hates cats.
  • Catch Phrase: "I'm killing you in my mind" or "I can kill you with my brain/mind" by most fans.
  • Cool Pet: Other than the dino users Mik and Rabbit, we also had Yaoiforthelulz's Discopogoceratops, Loulybob's dragon - Lyle, Fishie's "fish", Chelsea the Liopleurodon, and Sinnafain's basilisk enter the war.
  • Don't Ask, Just Run: General reaction to seeing Steve.
  • Eaten Alive: What Steve threatened to do to Cure, Fishie, Mik and Panda.
  • Eye Scream: One of Steve's threats was to hang our eyeballs on nails.
  • Food as Bribe: Yaoiforthelulz offered Steve a sandwich if he stopped kidnapping fans. It didn't work.
  • Friendly Sniper: Rabbit after transforming to Sailor Finland.
  • Heartwarming Moments: Steve interrupted one.
  • I'm a Humanitarian: When not eating nations, Steve main choice of food is this.
  • It Has Only Just Begun: After Steve is forced back, the battle to revert his mind slave back to normal had begun.
  • I Will Protect Her: The fandomly's reaction towards Cure.
  • Lethal Chef: Loulybob invokes the English stereotype to be this.
  • Mama Bear: Dino owners do not react well to said dinos being hurt.
  • Master Poisoner: Loulybob trying to get Steve to drink poison.
  • Nice Hat: Vice Cap has a war hat.
  • Shotguns Are Just Better: Panda's weapon when she's not using her panda army.
  • Sniper Rifle: Due to one of Sinnafain's ranged weapons, and Sne_stjerne.
  • Summon Bigger Fish: Fishie rallies an army of these, and they were literally prehistoric fish.
  • The Archer: Due to one of Sinnafain's ranged weapons.
  • The Captain: Both the Generals were MIA for this battle.
    • However Rabbit appears to fit the trope for this war, despite not having an official rank.
  • The Power of Love: Of fandomly love.
  • Things That Go Bump in the Night: Panda kept having moments where things kept falling, even after she closed the window where this was all happening.
  • Your Worst Nightmare: Carelessheart threatened to use the rest of the armies worst nightmare against Steve.
  • What Beautiful Eyes!: Nightmare Fuel Version; Steve wanted to add Shiny's eyes to his eye ball collection due to this.

Battle Three

  Hanhula: ""From (now on) I plan to take a ruthless attack and do my best"'...HE'S FIGHTING STEVE OMG. HIMAPAPA IS FIGHTING AGAINST STEVE ...or... HE IS STEVE ;A;"

   Tina as Steve: "SiLlY HuMaN. Do YoU nOt UnDeRsTaNd? My KiNd cAn inFlIcT ItS WiLl OnTo oThErS aNd InfLuEnCe tHeIr mInDs.WhAt yOu tHiNk iS FoUr hAs jUsT BeEn MySeLf iN ThE FoRmS oF YoU FooLiSh hUmAnS"





Battle Four

Battle Five

Battle Six

 Tina: (Stands dramatically) Because that's what I do as General. Stand dramatically and recite monologues to Steve.

  • The Medic: Shiny, chuugoku_aru_yo, e56111920, and chilliechu.
    • Invoked by fufuyurifan and Narumonster.
  • While Steve Attacks: Some fans were doing the usual writing, posting pics and chatting.

Positions in the Fandomly Army

  • General of the Army - Talonicefire
  • General, Second-in-Command - Tinabanina96
  • Lieutenant General - Ventusbdaplayer and Commander Freddy
  • Major General - Labc and Chelliechu
  • Brigadier General - Blackrabbit9
  • Colonel - Hyperemmalawlz and Sotnosen93
  • Quartermaster - Tine_ghealain
  • Private - Sunfire7845
  • Fleet Admiral - Thebookbug5
  • Commander - Narumonster
  • Captain - Sinnafain
  • Medic - Shiny, Chuugoku_aru_yo, E56111920, and Chilliechu.
  • Canon Fodder - Fynnain
  • Godfather - Fufuyurifan
  • Magical Girl - Blackrabbit9, Sotnosen93, Gnortaku, and Kikikai
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