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"You'd think they'd never seen a gigantic ship erupt from the ground and open a monster-spewing tear in the fabric of space and time before."
Stephanos, Chapter 1

Jon Stewart: You can ... teleport?! AND you have telekinetic powers?

Anderson Cooper: Err ... yes?

Jon Stewart: I'm still having trouble wrapping my brain around the whole 'everyone I've ever known has superpowers' thing.

Cooper: Oh please, Jon. It's not as if I've been hiding it!
Jon Stewart and Anderson Cooper, Chapter 5

An unofficial fan webcomic by Page Branson wherein Stephen Colbert, Jon Stewart, and many other 'fake news' corespondents receive superpowers, receive a magical MacGuffin, or just happened to have had superpowers all along and they've just come in handy today, because today's the day that Dick Cheney reveals himself as an Evil Alien Overlord bent on destroying our planet, stealing Stephen's magical MacGuffin, and drinking the blood of pandas. Our heroes fight their way through monsters, possessed comrades, Evil Twins and mountains of tropes on various Fetch Quests and rescue missions.

Can be found here.

See also: The Colbert Report and The Daily Show


This Web Comic provides examples of:

 'Yonatan: I can smell something hidden... Something even greater than the blood of a time lord. Something monstrous...

  Jason Jones: You, like many before you, have once again underestimated the power of the boner!

 Jason Jones: You *cough* bastard!

Stephanos: Oh, flattery won’t save you now!

 Jon: Great! Jesus, start the fan fiction now, ladies!

 Jon: Get ... your hands ... OFF OF HIM!!!

Stephanos: Oh, so the fangs come out. I've had to hear about you all night. It's about time I found out what all the fuss is about.

Stephanos: Let's get started.

  Stephen: No curses, no zombie pirate ninjas?!

 Stephen: Jesus, can this place get more ominous?

Jon: Needs more spikes. And glowy shit.

 Riggle: I mean, who needs all those silly rules about time and paradoxes when apparently you can simply choose to ignore them?

Colbert: That is a frighteningly good point.

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