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Mayor: Er, Master Betty, what is the Evil Council's plan?Master Betty: Nyah. Haha. It is EVIL, it is so EVIL. It is a bad, bad plan, which will hurt many... people... who are good. I think it's great that it's so bad.
"My evil plan to save the world,I can't believe I made it up myself!"
just you wait till it's unfurled!
It'll go down in History!
It's prophetic! No it's not pathetic.
—Five Iron Frenzy, "My Evil Plan to Save the World"
The Tick: All right Idea Man, what's the big idea?!
Idea Man: ...Well, we thought we'd steal a lot of money, and then we'd be rich. Then, we wouldn't have to work no more.
The Tick: *Gasp* You cads!
No, mom, he's evil. You don't know this about him? He has evil schemes. Normal people don't have schemes of any kind!—Vanessa Doofenshmirtz, Phineas and Ferb
Eeeeeeevil plans!We are making eeeeeeviiiiiiil plaaaaaaans!''
We are making eeeeeeevil plans!
Evil deeds with eeeeeeevil hands!
—The Death Eaters, "It's Not Over Yet", A Very Potter Sequel
From the brain that brought you the Big Ben caper,An even grimmer plot has been simmering in my great criminal brain!
The head that made headlines in every newspaper,
And wondrous things like the Tower Bridge job,
That cunning display that made Londoners sob,
Now comes the REAL tour de force! Tricky and wicked, of course!
My earlier crimes were fine for their times, but now that I'm at it again...
—Ratigan, The Great Mouse Detective
"Well, if you will excuse me, I have work to do. Evil plots don't just make themselves, you know."—Ludwig the Indestructible, Blackadder II
"Evil things have plans. They have things to do."—Anya, Buffy the Vampire Slayer