Retsupurae/WMG

Retsupurae/Billy MC/Electrical Beast

Shinji Ikari made the Son's Revenge Flash

This is what Shinji would do if he had access to Adobe Flash.

Billy MC is a young Doctor Horrible

Think about it. Musclebomber2021 may or may not be Captain Hammer.

Electrical Beast is an insane time lord

It would explain how he keeps rambling on about time and his ability to TELEPOR'!

Electrical Beast is the greatest Internet troll ever.

He starts L Ping a game, one that is VERY popular. Slowly he builds a fanbase. He makes himself likeable. He makes a kooky alternate storyline for the game to entertain people. And then at the hight of his popularity, he gives the Internet the finger by NOT actually making an episode 60. Instead he makes phony excuses, like computer crashes and whatnot. To push the ploy along, post "video software tests."

• Jossed; he released it. The reason it was so delayed was cause the game crashed, forcing him to get 119 Stars again.

Slowbeef and Diabetus are dead

That's why they haven't uploaded a new video in so long: an enraged Let's Player murdered them after they retsupuraed one of their LPs.

Or, you know, they haven't updated in a month because they have lives outside of mocking Lets Plays. But that theory's not as WILD!

• I think they killed each other as the argument over what sort of website they should maintain spiraled out of control.
• Jossed. They're alive and well and made three new videos.
• Boring but true theory: they were working on their Snatcher LP. Yes, they still LP.

The last episode of Electrical Beast's Let's Play is lost in time

If it had been uploaded, we would've seen that Mario made a rip in the space/time continuum after using his power to turn back time. The resulting hole sucked in the whole video from the inside, meaning it will never see the light of day.

• Not anymore...IT'S HERE.

Bill Clinton himself helps Diabeetus make all those Clinton jokes in most of the Navigtr RPs

It would explain how Diabeetus made one in regards to Xenogears.

• Bill Clinton is Diabetus's dad.

Billy MC is Shinji Ikari

Abusive parents, low self confidence, glutton for punishment, refusal to runaway. It all fits.

• So Billy made Son's Revenge?
  • I'd assume so. Which raises the question: Who's JacobMC?
    • Genderswaped Rei?

Billy's new buddy, Ken, is Kaworu Nagisa.

Relies on the WMG above. It would explain some of the...Overtones... In their videos together.

Electrical Beast gave Kevin Baugh the toy katana by mail

Any other reason why the toy katana gave Kevin Baugh the ability to telepor'

Chuggaaconroy will be an inevitable target of Retsupurae

Despite being pretty big in the Youtube LP circles, Chuggaaconroy is potential RP bait. He hits a good amount of Slowbeef and Diabetus' Berserk Buttons (excitable Large Ham, likes Pokemon, prone to cracking corny jokes) to the point that they might decide he's sufficiently "annoying" even though he's hardly an LPer of poor quality.

• • Jossed. Buried in the "Comments" section on their Youtube page (made before "Let's Play Contra 3 using 1950's recording technology"), one of the R Pers said "I don't get what's so bad about this Chugga guy. He seems to make decent videos and has a sizeable fanbase WHAT A MONSTER".
  • On one Retsupurae stream, Slowbeef himself said that a Chuggaconroy RP would be boring and pointless because nothing's particularly terrible about his videos and they wouldn't have much to riff on.
    • Like that's ever stopped them before.

Muscle Bomber 2021 is an in-character account created by Dermott's voice actor

They just sound too much alike for this not to be true!

Metroixer is an alt account for Ocelot

He notes how its weird celebrating Thanksgiving being Russian but living in America (Slowbeeef and Diabetus disagree, though) during his Mario Land LP. the only way I can theorise why he does so migh tbe that he is part Russian. Now consider how Ocelot was the son of The Boss (An American) and The Sorrow (A Russian) and suddenly, things begin to make a lot more sense because, being Russian and spending most of his life there, Ocelot might not "get" this American holiday and feels weird celebrating it being part Russian.

There will eventually be a Web Comic about either Retsupurae or Billy MC and Musclebomber

(This is currently under construction)

More wishful thinking than anything, but this would be a cool thing to have happen. I could see a Retsupurae centered one with them as a sort of team of monster hunters with shitty LP'ers acting as a sort of Monster of the Week set up.

The Billy MC and Musclebomber one would be more of a superhero duo, with Musclebomber being a sort of hulk-like Mighty Glacier type character with Billy as a Fragile Speedster with heightened reflexes from his parents giving him Training From Hell in the form of the Lost Levels.

There are several opportunities for epic storylines with several characters like Deceased Crab and Quadraxis14 as Big Bad candidates.

• Not too implausible, seeing as how there's a (dead) webcomic about Sir Ron Lionheart.

Retsupurae will eventually become a partner of That Guy With The Glasses.com

It would be interesting, to say the least, for Doug Walker to see their riff on him and offer them a place on the site.

• • Jossed. Doug's latest video (at this time) opened up with an insincere apology regarding the Bart's Nightmare LP.
  • Further jossed by the fact that Retsupurae now considers the entire site to be a bunch of low-quality videos after only seeing Doug's LP and one video they didn't like.
  • The Retsupurae guys tend to be ambivalent at best about online stuff not associated with Something Awful. Also, That Guy With The Glasses is filled with massive hams, something they can't stand.

Mike Dawson is a Bad Future Billy MC

All the pathetic incompetence, none of the loveability.

Cobra is really Jack after having killed Mike Dawson

Turns out when Jack killed Mike Dawson, he gained some of Mike's personality traits, pretty much assimilating him...or something

Rocknight is really Jack after having killed Mike Dawsone.

Jack is Mike's Dark World equivalent, meaning he is the opposite of Mike. An anti-Mike, if you will. In their riff of Cobra, the RP guys state that Rocknight is the opposite of Mike Dawson. Therefore, Jack is Rocknight.

• But Jack has a stick up his ass. It is hard to see anybody rocking out like that.