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Chief Wiggum: Listen up! (on gates with "Johnny D" on them) These prestigious wrought-iron security gates are bullet-proof, bomb-proof, and battering-ram resistant. Now-

Skinner: Then what happened to Johnny D?

Wiggum: He forgot to lock 'em.
The Simpsons, "Reality Bites"


We're fucking stupid.

It's concrete. We're gigantic death machines.

Zeon Quest suggestion

No matter how thick the walls are and how narrow the wicket is. A donkey laden with gold will always squeeze through.


Sam: Look, it's the world's simplest maze.

Max: What's the big deal? All mazes are simple!

Sam: Not everyone has your knack for lateral thinking and heavy ordnance.
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