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Chief Wiggum: Listen up! (on gates with "Johnny D" on them) These prestigious wrought-iron security gates are bullet-proof, bomb-proof, and battering-ram resistant. Now-Wiggum: He forgot to lock 'em.
Skinner: Then what happened to Johnny D?
—The Simpsons, "Reality Bites"
OH WAIT!WIDEN THE HOLE!
We're fucking stupid.
It's concrete. We're gigantic death machines.
—Zeon Quest suggestion
No matter how thick the walls are and how narrow the wicket is. A donkey laden with gold will always squeeze through.
Sam: Look, it's the world's simplest maze.Sam: Not everyone has your knack for lateral thinking and heavy ordnance.
Max: What's the big deal? All mazes are simple!