The Loop (TV)
This girl walks into a bar and orders a Double Entendre. So the Bartender gives it to her!
"I put the 'in-you' in innuendo."
The Physics Of Giving
Hinjo: There's not anyone aboard yet, What's going on here?
Lien: This was Lord Shojo's personal pleasure yacht. I suppose it belongs to you now.
Lien: This is your junk.
Hinjo: But why aren't there any citizens aboard yet?
Lien: Your uncle was a very private person, sir. He forbade anyone from touching his junk.
Hinjo: Well that ends now. My uncle may have kept his junk for himself, but my junk will be for the people.
Hinjo: Are there still evacuvees waiting to board a ship?
Lien: Oh, yes sir. I imagine I'll have no trouble finding peopling willing to get aboard your junk.
Lien: It should be able to hold many passengers.
Hinjo: I agree. My junk appears to be very long...
Roy: Wider than I would expect too.
Hinjo: Very well. Lien, you will hold my junk here until it is fully loaded.
Lien: That could take some time, Lord Hinjo...
Hinjo: I don't care how long it takes. I do not want my junk to launch prematurely.
Hinjo: Now, did you deliver that package for me?
Soldier: Yes, sir. I handled your package personally.
[Hannelore and Marigold exist Marigold's room looking groggy and disheveled.]
Angus: Busy night, eh?
Hannelore: Yes, very!
Angus: It sure sounded like you were enjoying yourselves.
Hannelore: Oh no, did we keep you up? I tried to be quiet!
Angus: It's cool. It's hard to be quiet when you're that excited.
Hannelore: At first I wasn't really sure what was going on, but Marigold explained everything as we went along, and then I just go carried away, you know?
Angus: I'm impressed you were able to keep up with her all night like that.
Hannelore: Heheh, I'm sorta regretting it now. My butt is all sore!
Marigold: HANNELORE, he's IMPLYING--
Angus: No! Don't say it! You'll break the spell!
Hannelore: (to Marigold) My favorite part was when you took on those four guys at once! And then that giant dog!
Some of the videogame-related double entendres made by
Diabetus for their Flights Of Fantasy retsupuraes.
"Mama needs her cough medicine. And make it a double, Antandra."
: Damn it, Schneider! I asked you to fix that damn sink two days ago! Ann Romano
: Oh, I'll fix your sink, Ms. Romano. And by that I mean I'll have sex with you. And by have sex with you, I mean I'll fix your sink. And by "sink," I mean your reproductive organ. And by "reproductive organ", I mean the thing between your knees. And by "the thing between your knees", I...well, I guess that one's kind of self-explanatory.
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