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(While trying to rescue Jean, Bob gets captured too)'BOB: Oh. Good?
JEAN: Congratulations. You've just struck a major blow for sexual equality.
—Missing Links, The Inexplicable Adventures of Bob
"Help! I'm being, like, stolen or something!"—Alison, Totally Rad
Jack Sparrow: William, tell me somethin'. Have you come because you need my help to save a certain distressin' damsel? Or... rather, damsel in distress? Either one...Jack Sparrow: Well, then you wouldn't be here, would you? So you can't be here! Q.E.D. - you're not really here!
Will Turner: No.
—Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End
time-worn damsel-in-distress cliche, Mrs Richards. I feel the only thing missing is the onrushing train. However, sometimes expediency outweighs originality.—Fantastic Four 1990s series
"Dawn's in trouble. Must be Tuesday."—Buffy, "Once More With Feeling"
"We save April at least once a day."—1987 Donatello, Turtles Forever