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"Father, Father, where you been?

I've been out in the world since I was only ten.

Father, Father, where you been?

I've been out in the world since I was only ten."

"Don't worry 'bout me

I'm about to die of pleurisy."
Jack Kerouac, "Home I'll Never Be" (recorded as a song by Tom Waits)

My father left my mother

for the love of aPOONTANGnother

And I have a BASTARD brother

Who I've never really known

Because me dad moved up to Queensland

And he doesn't have a BULLSHIT YOU FAT FUCK telephone
Tim Minchin, Angry (Feet)

Indiana Jones: It was just the two of us, dad. It was a lonely way to grow up. For you, too. If you had been an ordinary, average father like the other guys' dads, you'd have understood that.

Professor Henry Jones Sr.: Actually, I was a wonderful father.

Indy: When?

Henry: Did I ever tell you to eat up? Go to bed? Wash your ears? Do your homework? No. I respected your privacy and I taught you self- reliance.

Indy: What you taught me was that I was less important to you than people who had been dead for five hundred years in another country. And I learned it so well that we've hardly spoken for twenty years.

Nightmare Moon: "And... what would father say, knowing... that we... that you used his gift to do this to... to me?"

Celestia: "Nothing. Father isn't here, Luna. He was never here."
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