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  • Dogbert tricking Dilbert into changing the temperature of his voice activated shower. First changing it to 14 degrees, and then to 2001 degrees.
  • In "Little People", Dilbert, Wally, and Alice get to a vendor meeting before everyone else, only to find that all of the food had already been eaten. When the other employees arrive and begin accusing them, Alice tells one of the accusers to look at something on a nearby table; when he does, she slams his face into it.
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 Dilbert: You beat a man senseless!

Alice: He was senseless before I beat him.

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